EPISODE 414 

     

     We have three more flicks to talk about this week.  First Tim picks ther remake of the Jamie Lee Curtis 80's slasher straight from Tubi TERROR TRAIN 2022.  Next we have some naked cannibal campers in NAKED CANNIBAL CAMPERS,  and finally we have a movie that Kyle retitled Underground fuck trolls from Detroit in BARBARIAN.  We also read all the news that is fit to speculate on. Answer your listener questions,  and run down all your listener questions.  So download this episode or Richard Brake won't be your neighbor.

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EPISODE 413

This week we have 3 more movies to converse about.  First what happens when johnny Depp dies, becomes sentient A.I. and downloads himself onto the internet.  WORLD DOMINATION of course in TRANSCENDENCE.  Then we have a true gem.  it's a violent,  very Canadian version of Assault on Precinct 13 in SIEGE featuring a young Philadelphia Collins (BAMMMM!)  And finally we have DEADSTREAM where a youtuber grabs a camera and films some creep stuff inside an abandoned house,  but this time it does not  suck (I'm looking at you Dashcam)  We also cover what we have been watching,  the latest news, and we answer all your listener question.  So download this episode of The Mustard Tiger will lay waste to your home (Pew.pew.pew)

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 EPISODE 412

On this weeks show Tim called in sick so we invited our friend Patricia to sit in and bullshit with us.  First movie on the card is what happens when you do a remake and make it as fun, as sleazy, and as fishy as possible in PIRHANA 3D.  Then Patricia thrills us by talking about one of the best cult movies to have ever been in NIGHT OF THE CREEPS.  And finally some people hate it, some people love it, and can you guess what side of the fence we land on when we cover HALLOWEEN ENDS. We also talk about our towns halloween traditions and how the churches are ruining it.  what we have watched this week.  the news (or lack there of). and we answer your listener questions.  So download this episode and tell us which Tom Atkins you prefer. A stashless one or the right one.  

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EPISODE 411

On this glorious day we assemble again to talk about weird things, weird people, and weirder movies.  First up it's hot chicks and a carwash in BIKINI BLOODBATH CARWASH.  Then Kyle finds a movie that has an evil horse, a snorting nazi pigman, a cool castle, a ghost ship on top of a mountain, and a mummy for no reason in DEVIL STORY.  Then tim wraps it all up by talking about a great anthology in NIGHTMARES form 1983.  We also got the usual chit chat in what we have been watching,  the newest news, and your listener questions.  So download this episode or a nazi man bear pig will cap your ass with a pump handle shotgun.

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EPISODE 410

     This time we return with some more movies that will make you wanna put your hand into a blender.  First up we have a flick that answers the question of how annoying can a youtuber get in DASHCAM,  then we have judo chops, hip tosses, and groovy 70's torture in a swinging castle in BLOODY PIT OF HORROR,  and the finally Brion James goes into the woods to fight Tim Thomerson in DOMINION.  I'll ley you guys guess at what movies were picked by who.  And as always we cover what we have been watching this week,  the news, and we answer your listener question.  So download this episode or the crimson executioner will hip toss you into a spider web.

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EPISODE 409

On this episode Kyle finally decides to face his Dave Grohl based fears and watch his movie STUDIO 666.  Tim talks about a mad max type of Australian jam with a lot of the same actors from that film in THE CHAIN REACTION.  and finally John takes a stab at a viral outbreak flick called VIRUS 32.  We also chat about all the topics that need to be chatted about such as football, what we have been watching, the news, and whatever else we wanna bullshit about.  you know, the normal thing.  So download this episode or Kerry King won't come over to tune your guitar.

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 EPISODE 408

     This week we have a doozy of a show.  First we have kids in a bucket, skull fucking, and umbrella fu in one grizzly, gnarly, take no prisoners gut punch of a movie in THE SADNESS.  The Tim talks about a serial killer targeting a group of kids in suburbia in SUMMER OF *$.  Then Kyle talks about some kids in suburbia jacking around with a samauri sword in SUPER DARK TIMES.  We also chat about what we have been watching, the weekly movie news, and we also answer your listener questions.  So download this episode or your kids will hate you.

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 EPISODE 407

     This week we gather again to discuss more movies.  And this week we have some real weird ones.  First it's DOCTOR STRANGE... only it's the made for t.v. movie from 1978.  Then Tim talks about cats... and Donald Pleasence... and Peter Cushing... and some more cats in THE UNCANNY.  And finally a real gem from the last couple years (or at least Kyle thinks so) in MALIGNANT.  Oh,  and we also have Eric Roberts in an Amityville movie or whatever.  We also do the norm of answering your listener questions.  recapping the movie watching habits of the past week, And reading the news.  So,  download this episode or Bootleg Doctor Strange will turn back time and slap your little baby face.  

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 EPISODE 406

     This week we all come back to the table to discuss 3 more flicks and out weekly Amityville movie.  First Kyle picks a flick he has never seen just to find out why Chuck Norris refuses to bathe and has sex with ladies in mud puddles in LONE WOLF MCQUADE.  The John covers the weirdo south American super hero flick PUMAMAN and we all wonder why Donald Pleasence can't pronounce the word Puma. And finally Tim picks a sequel of a movie we all hated the first time around in WORMWOOD: APOCALYPSE.  All this and we answer your listener questions, read the news, and go over what we have been watching in the past week.  So download this episode or we will bury you in the dirt inside your Ford Bronco.

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 EPISODE 405

     IT'S JOHN'S BIRTHDAY... And we are celebrating by doing the same old same old show.  As always we have 4 more flicks to talk about.  First we have an Ed Wood flick that was requested by listener Jody in JAILBAIT.  Then we have a slimy slime filled in BIO-SLIME.  And a really great 2020 jam in CENSOR.  And this weeks installment in the Amityville saga is Amityville Haunting.  Also we chat about the many ways to get and or avoid pinkeye.  middle age poop flingers, Skyrim and Kyle's addiction to Elden Ring. And tim and kyle run down their trip to Cinema Wasteland.  And as always we read your listener questions,  read the news, and rundown what we have been watching this week.  So download this episode or you'll take an arrow to the knee.

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 EPISODE 404

     This time we return and we are bringing even more genre treats with us.  First we have the shaw brothers bringing you a weirdo guy in a rubber suit monster mash in THE OILY MANIAC. Then it's a made for t.v. jam in MIDNIGHT OFFERINGS.  And finally DOCTOR SLEEP... because Kyle wanted to make 2 guys who hate the original Shining watch the sequel.  We also have many discussions about the proper freezing methods when it comes to your snacks.   Bruce Willis and his unfortunate illness. and everyone watches the new Spider Man flick.  We also read the newest news, rundown what we have been watching,  and as always we answer all you listener questions.  So download this episode or Doctor Strange will banish you to the mirror dimension.

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EPISODE 403 

     

     We return and this week we have mor movies and madness to talk about.  First watch Joe Don Baker crash cars and make out with Susan Saranddon in CHECKERED FLAG OR BUST.  Then a movie only Tim Gross could find in DISGUSTING SPACE WORMS EAT EVERYONE. then we chat about a movie that is a truly hidden gem in 2020's THE CURSED.  And finally we have to talk about this week's installation in the amityville saga in AMITYVILLE DOLLHOUSE.  We also get into what we've been watching, Kyle's total addiction to Elden Ring.  Misty Mundae and her lousy movies.  And a whole lot more.  So download this episode or all your Cinemax softcore skin flicks will be deleted off your hard drive.

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 EPISODE 402

     This week we reassemble to chat about 3 more flicks that we have hand picked for your viewing pleasure... or pain.  First we have what Kyle was goin to a flick about a killer waterslide but turns out to be a much different movie in AQUASLASH,  then we cover an oldie but a goodie in John's pick THE MONSTER OF PIEDRAS BLANCAS,  And finally the only slice of Evelsploitation known to man in VIVA KNIEVAL.  was also yammer on about the in's and out's of being "woke" in today's polite society and Kyle's complete lack of understanding of this.  Why not to write a book about Evel Knievaal,  The new Batman joint. And a lot of other off the cuff topics.  And as always we rundown what we have been watching this past week, we answer your listener questions, and we read all the made up horror movie news that bloody disgusting decided to make up this week.  So download this podcast or a 70's stuntman will bash your skull in with a baseball bat.

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 EPISODE 401

     

     This week we have werewolves, bigfeets, RoboCops and haunted clocks.  First Tim picks a doozy (as only Tim can) in Bigfoot's bride.  Then we dig up a weird made for T.V. flick in The Werewolf of Washington.  Then Kyle talks about one of his most beloved sequels of all time in RoboCop 2.  And finally A haunted clock wreaks havoc in Amityville 1992: It's about time.  And as always we talk about other topics such as exactly how many people DeShaun Watson showed his weenus to.  The ins and outs of a great massage, Kyle visits a monster themed pizza joint,  facebook vigilantes, The outing of Kyle's local town weirdo, and other stuff.  We also recall the news of the week, rundown all the things we've been watching this week. and as always we answer all your listener questions.  So download this episode or DeShaun Watson might just show you his weenus!

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EPISODE 400

     

     This time around we bring you 3 fairly newish flicks.  First is the latest in one of the most maligned franchises in horror and that is 2022's THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.  Next John talks about a glacier that's made of blood in BLOOD GLACIER (what else would it be called) Then Tim chats about the great Richard Brake as a demon that wants the souls of the elderly in BINGO HELL.  And of course we talk about yet another Amityville movie.  This time it's THE AMITYVILLE CURSE, or Amityville 5 or...  whatever, we don't care anymore.  Also we read your listener questions.  go over the newest news, and talk about a ton of other semi interesting topics like An Aliens television show, who the best basketball player of all time was, and the insane things old folks get up to when they are in a bingo hall.  So download this episode or Larry Bird is gonna come after you like your name was Bill Lambier.

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EPISODE 399

   

     This week we have an episode  64 years in the making.  It's our accidental tribute to 1958.  First we have what a lot of people consider the greatest movie of all time... And Kyle has never seen it.  It's Alfred Hitchcocks VERTIGO.  Then we have THE INVISIBLE MAN IN MEXICO.  And lastly we chat about Boris Karloff in THE HAUNTED STRANGLER.  And of course we have our Amityville movie in AMITYVILLE: THE EVIL ESCAPES.  We also talk about the ins and outs of what it would be like to be invisible, who the greatest basketball player of all time.  So download this episode or the mexican invisible man will revoke your passport.

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EPISODE 398 

     

     

     After a brief hiatus due to Kyle's addiction to the new video game jam Elden Ring we return with 3 more movies that are off the normal beaten path.... And our obligatory Amityville review.  First we have a real goopy,  oozing, slime covered Australian joint in BODY MELT.  Then we have a Kevin S. Tenney joint that you may have missed in THE CELLAR.  Then we have a made for TV mystery flick starring Hugh Keyes-Byrne A.K.A. Toe cutter / Immortan Joe from the mad max flicks called THE DEATH TRAIN.  And finally we continue down our Amityville complete series watch and we talk about One of Kyle's favorite entries in AMITYVILLE 3.  Also we read the news, answer your listener questions, And basically chat about all the things worth chatting about.  So download this episode or Immortan Joe won't let you into Valhalla all shiny and chrome.

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 EPISODE 397 The Ginty-Geddon!!!

     

     This week we gather once again to talk about genre movies.  But this time we bring back our good, good friend Jon Cross of the After Movie Diner to talk about 3 Robert Ginty flicks and one episode of Murder She Wrote that he was in.  First Let the incest fly as Robert Ginty and his sister (or at least her face) are after a giant diamond in WHITE FIRE.  Then as embarrassing as it is Kyle covers THE EXTERMINATOR as he watches it for the first time.  And then we have an episode of Murder She Wrote with Ginty and show favorite Stephen Macht from season 8 of the series.  And Lastly Ginty teams up with Cynthia Rothrock to kick ass in LADY DRAGON. Along with all this we read the news, and take your listener questions... but mostly we talk about how awesome it was that time Donald Pleasence chainsawed the entire bar in half in Race for the Yaknee Zephyr.  So download this episode or your local bar may be next!!!  

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 EPISODE 396

    This time Tim, Kyle and John come back and bring another 3 flicks from the deep recesses of your local mom and pop video store to talk about.  First we have an oldie but a goodie and what may be a very early inspiration for Batman in THE BAT WHISPERS.  Then Kyle finds out what happens when Corey Feldman and his buddies get up to when they find rocket launchers and a pissed off Don Swayzee while playing grab ass in the woods in EDGE OF HONOR.  And Finally John talks about an Agatha Christee adaptation starring Donald Pleasence and Frank Stallone in the Cannon Groups' version of 10 LITTLE INDIANS.  We also get up to our old nonsense like talking football, reading the news, and answering your questions.  So download this episode or your less talented sibling will tell you to listen to another podcast.

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 EPISODE 395

     

     This week tim, kyle and john return to talk about yet 3 more movies that you may have overlooked.  First John talks about a great flick that was theatrically released last year but didn't do much at the box office in the great monster flick ANTLERS.  Then Kyle talks about a buddy druggie flick that stars 2pac and Tim Roth in one of those "everything goes wrong" movies in GRIDLOCK'D. And finally tim chats about one of his favorite independent comedies to come out lately in BURGERON BROTHERS: WEDDIN VIDEOGRAPHERS,  Along the way we chat about the current state of the foosballs, how Kyle got THE COVID, We got your questions and all the news that's fit to chat about.  ALSO, we take the first trip down the Amityville road by talking about the O.G. Amityville Horror movie in what will be us covering a 52 week series reviewing any movie with Amityville in the title.  So download this episode or GET OUT!!!!!

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EPISODE 394: THE BEST OF WHAT WE SAW IN 2021

     

this week we do one of our favorite shows with one of our favorite people T-Shirt Joe.  And that show will be a recap of the good, the bad, the mediocre of 2021.  everyone else did it so why no us.  So download this episode or NO T-SHIRT FOR YOU (because Seinfeld... ya know)

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 EPISODE 393

     This week we have 3 more flicks to talk about.  the first being a bad movie everyone has seen... except for Tim in HOBGOBLINS.  Next we uncover another totally hidden gem that need to see the light of day on physical release in THE OTHER.  And lastly we have a haunted house flick,  but with a twist.  This time it's under water in THE DEEP HOUSE.  We as always fill you in on all the news that's out there, and answer your listener mail.  And we answer the age old question of why does Tim have hundreds of dicks in his basement.  So Download this episode or we will banish you into the Pittsburgh dick basement.

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