EPISODE 159

This week CRAIG EVERETT EARL of INTRUSION & INTRUSION: DISCONNECTED comes back to the show to talk with Tim and Kyle about all thing film.  First off we have a movie that is kind of like what would happen if you replaced Michael Meyers in Halloween with a bengal tiger in BURNING BRIGHT. Then Tim covers a movie that features legendary dude James Hong as a hopping vampire that plays basketball in THE JITTERS.  Then Kyle finds another glorious sweet spot movie that has GEORGE KENNEDY, BIGFOOT, ZOMBIES, ALIENS, and a ton of other goodies in DEMONWARP.  So sit back and enjoy.


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EPISODE 158

This week we welcome back our good bud JON CROSS of THE AFTER MOVIE DINER PODCAST to talk about what happens when you anger a midget in THE DEVIL WITHIN HER A.K.A. MURDERBABY!!!  Tim reviews what could possibly be a lost full moon movie in GINGERCLOWN.  And, Kyle suffers through DARIO ARGENTO'S DRACULA 3-D.  Also we read your listener questions, chat about a myriad of topics, and we lay down the challenge to Jon of recording an entire album of songs about nothing but DONALD PLEASENCE!  THE PLEASENCING IS UPON US!!!


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EPISODE 157

This week Kyle and Tim talk about what happens when you put Lyle Alzado in a slasher movie with Anthony Perkins in 1988's THE DESTROYER. And Kyle watches Clint Eastwood's directorial debut in PLAY MISTY FOR ME.  Also we contemplate the youtube fascination of pimple popping videos, Kyle falls into a wormhole of oldschool VHS artwork,  Gene Gene the Dancin' machine,  Newly released DVD's, Fan questions, and finally We recast the best movie ever FLASH GORDON!


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EPISODE 156

We are gonna be throwing out all our backed up episodes leading up to CINEMA WASTELAND.  But, our procrastination is your gain.  This week we will be talking about a movie from Pittsburgh that Tom Savini may or may not have worked on in BLOODSUCKING PHARAOHS IN PITTSBURGH, and one of the best satanic panic / killer kids / 70's groovy movies in all the world THE OMEN.  Also we got what we have been watching, viewer questions, and pizza in a can talk.

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EPISODE 155

In honor of ZOMBIE JESUS DAY have a new episode.  On this one we talk about a gem of a grindhouse flick in THE LAST HOUSE ON DEAD END STREET, and a throwback 50's era quasi gangster flick in DEUCES WILD.  Also, ED, RODRIGO, and T-SHIRT JOE bomb the fuck out of our question segment and thus completely run the show right off the rails. Also we comment on Denzel Washington's jacked up pinky finger. Marky Mark's brother going full retard, And actors that completely call it in and get millions for it.  So happy Easter and listen to this hot mess of a show.

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EPISODE 154

This week we welcome back guest host Gary Hill of The cinema beef podcast and two drink minimum commentaries.  We will be talking all the usual topics and what have you. And we bring along a disco slasher film in DISCOPATH. Tim and Kyle watch David Cronenberg's RABID for the first time. And Kyle also busts his cherry and see THE DEADLY SPAWN for the first time also.  So check it out won't you!


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EPISODE 153

This week Tim and Kyle have a discussion on the Aliens franchise after the announcement of Alien 5 and Neil Blomkamp's involvement.  We also have a rather long discussion about SNL's 40th anniversary and our history with the show.  Also, Tim picks the worst movie to cover in the history of the show ( at least in Kyle's Opinion) in REPO JAKE.  And instead of covering John Belushi and Dan Akyroid in NEIGHBORS Kyle decided to cover DOG SOLDIERS instead...Because NEIGHBORS was horrible.  All this and a ton more.  So check it out.

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EPISODE 152 "the lost christmas show"

So, while rooting around my computer I stumbled across this artifact recorded last christmas. what was once lost is now found.  Here we check out ELVES with Dan Haggerty, DEATH WARRANT, with Van Damme, and THE BABADOOK! We also answer all your listener questions and review our watches of the week.  ENJOY!


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EPISODE 151

This week we welcome back JOHN PORTANOVA to the show. We will be talking about his new film VALLEY OF THE SASQUATCH.  And we will also be laughing and discussing our way through 3 more gernr movies including THE SENDER, CUT AND RUN, and HARDWARE.  So, if you like sasquatch and or bigfoot,  pervy midget neighbors, aqua Michael Berryman, or killer robots.  this show is for you.

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EPISODE 150

This week Kyle and Tim welcome back Danno Klonowski of THE WAYNE GAYLE VARIETY HOUR PODCSAST to discuss the BBC television series BLACK MIRROR.  Then Tim talks about Treat Williams in an Italian crime/sharksploitation flick named NIGHT OF THE SHARKS.  And lastly KYLE watche TOURIST TRAP for the first time.  we also answer your comments and questions.  So download this episode of Ennis will get shot in the face!!!...  ZOOPITY ZOP!!!

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EPISODE 149

This week we welcome back one of our favorite dudes in the podcast game Mr. Jon Cross.  We get into all sorts of nonsense such as how Wolfman Jack single-handedly impregnated the 70's,  Zidgets (zombie midgets), Italian devil movies, Sho Kusugi's ninja star madness, Liam Neesen failing at the theater, Tim shares his line-up for the out of print room at Pittsburgh's Horror realm convention, we fix The X-Files, And all things Kareem Abdul Jabbar.  All this and the regular ramblings.    

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EPISODE 148

Tim and Kyle return once again to bring you an audio podcast about the finer films out there.  For instance we cover the all time drive-in classic I DRINK YOUR BLOOD.  And Kyle watched RITUALS for the first time. We also cover John Wick, The return of The X Files and Tim's ideas for the series, questions get answered... worlds collide... and we drop the mic.  so check it out or Hal Holbrook will be disappointed.  

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THE "LOST" CRITTERS RETROSPECTIVE

As Kyle was editing last weeks episode he stumbled across a mystery Mp3 file.  That file was the complete "lost" critters retrospective that we got together with our retrospective guy John Portanova to do months ago.  So here it is in it's entirety.  WE'VE COME FOR THE CRITES!!

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EPISODE 146

This week Kyle and Tim dust off a couple of Shot On Video gems from the old mom and pop video stores.  And those 2 flicks are VIDEO VIOLENCE 1 and 2.  And we also tackle your listener questions and go over what we've been watching lately.  NOTE: Kyle is an internet dummy and lost his review of whatever flick he was watching for the week, BUT, in his searching he found our long lost CRITTERS RETROSPECTIVE.  So look come back in a few days and it will be posted.

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EPISODE 145

As the year came to an end Kyle, after seeing ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: The Story Of Cannon Films decided to sit down and take in what become and action movie that could have only been made in the 80's.  And that grand piece of film is INVASION U.S.A.  Also Tim uncovers one of the best new movies of the year in HOUSEBOUND.  It's like if Peter Jackson decided to take a humorous look at the people under the stairs.  And as always we answer your questions and get down to all the usual bullshit.  So download this episode or Richard Lynch will shoot your dick off!

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CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST COMMENTARY TRACK

Kyle has never seen the granddaddy of the cannibal/exploitation/Italian gore genre.  So Tim and Rodrigo Quast are gonna pop his cherry.  And all of it was caught on tape. Unfortunately shortly after this recording all involved disappeared. The tape was found by the ghost of Gregory Hines and mailed back to podcast headquarters.  It is only now that we can present it to you in it's unedited glory.  

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TOP 10 MOVIES WE SAW ALL YEAR

In the midst of C.H.U.D.'s stealing bricks out of the streets of Pittsburgh and causing mass water outages Tim and Kyle welcome back T-Shirt Joe back to the show to talk about the top 10 movies that we saw all year long. We also talk about what we have seen lately, what were the best genre celebrity endorsed beers, we answer your listener questions, and we look forward to what we have to look forward to in the coming year (MAD GOD DAMN MAX!!!!) and what we have left in the year behind. 

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EPISODE 143

This week Kyle finally gets Tim to talk about a movie he has been withing for over 2 years to discuss. And that fine flick is GALAXY OF TERROR.  And since Kyle can't come up with a copy of VAMP we decide to talk about something else in the Dolph Lundgren sci-fi alien drug dealer run amok I COME IN PEACE.  And as alway we answer your listener questions, and talk about what we have been watching. now download this episode and GO IN PIECES!!

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EPISODE 142

This week we welcome back John Portanova to the show to discuss a movie Kyle and Tim haven't seen, let alone heard of in THE REFLECTING SKIN.  Tim makes us watch a made for Animal Planet killer lamprey movie starring Shannon... what's her face from 90210 called BLOOD LAKE.  And Kyle keeps his streak of watching stuff he has never seen before and takes in a virgin viewing of David Cronenberg's THE BROOD.  Also, we talk about our week of viewing movies, answer your questions, and solve all the important problems of the day.  If those problems have anything to do with clever porn titles.  So enjoy!

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EPISODE 141

This week our good friend Rodrigo Quast back on the show to cover Late Phases. A new werewolf movie which he describes as Gran Torino with werewolves.  Kyle covers the Nazi zombie mash-up from the 70's Shockwaves. And Tim talks Abraxas.  A Jesse Ventura space bounty hunter vehicle.  All this and  ton of genre movie talk.  As per usual.

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EPISODE 140

This week Kyle and Tim are back with 2 more movies to talk about.  First we have a kickstarter project that was  seemingly made directly for guys us (mainly Tim) in WOLFCOP.  And Kyle tries to fill in the holes of flicks he has never seen in his horror movie watching career by checking out THE CHANGELING from 1980 for the first time.  Does he like it?  well, maybe.  Also we answer your listener questions and recap what we have watched this week.  So get it while it's hot and SAVAGE!!!!  DIG IT!!!!!!!

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VAMPIRE HUNTER D PART 1&2, INVALUABLE

This week Kyle and Tim return to chew the fat and cover 3 movies that are a little different from the norm.  First we have 2 Anime classics that if you haven't seen, you should in VAMPIRE HUNTER D from 1985 and it's follow-up VAMPIRE HUNTER D: BLOODLUST.  Then Tim covers INVALUABLE.  A documentary about the awesome Tom Sullivan. The man behind the special effects of the Evil Dead. And along the way we chat and skewer all the topics of the last week. and answer your most burning questions... well, maybe not. 


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CARPEN-TOBER comes to a close with guest FILIP ONELL

As we close out our month long coverage of all things John Carpenter we welcome first time guest host Filip Onell from way across the pone to discuss The prototype for all slashers 1978's masterpiece HALLOWEEN.  Tim discusses the great siege flick ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13.  And Kyle professes his love for the cheese fest that is ESCAPE FROM L.A.

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HALLOWEEN COMMENTARY TRACK for PRINCE OF DARKNESS  with guest DANNO KLONOWSKI from the Wayne Gayle Variety Hour.

We love this movie,  and you should too.  So we invited Danno over to cut a full length commentary for it and we are giving it to you as a Halloween treat.  HEY!  it sure beats those orange and black candies that are still leftover the time Christmas rolls around.

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CARPEN-TOBER ROLLS ON!!!!!  with JON CROSS

We roll on with guest host Jon Cross as we talk about Vampires, Pro-Life, and Darkstar.  And all the joy that Jon Cross brings with him.

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HARDCORE & THE UNNAMEABLE

This week Tim and Kyle take on an H.P.Lovecraft adaptation in The Unnameable,  And we see what happens when George C. Scotts daughter turns to a life of porn in the late 70's in Hardcore directed by the great Paul Schrader.  We also have updates, your questions, and talk about what we have been watching.

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AS ABOVE SO BELOW, DEAD SNOW 2, CORVETTE SUMMER WITH GUEST HOST T-SHIRT JOE

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IT's CARPEN-TOBER with GHOSTS OF MARS and IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS.  And it's also the post CINEMA WASTELAND wrap up show.

Here it is people. Our first episode of CARPEN-TOBER. Our month long series of shows dedicated to the films of the master John Carpenter. Also it is the Cinema Wasteland wrap up show. This week we talk about In the mouth of madness, and ghosts of mars. 

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DAY OF THE DEAD AND DARIO ARGENTO'S INFERNO

This week Tim and Kyle take on 2 true classics of the horror genre.  It's Romero zombies VS. A fiery Italian death monster thing.  Also we cover what we've been watching this week and the like.  So check it out.

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SONNY CHIBA TRIPLE FEATURE!

Tim and Kyle have gone on vacation, but don't fear!!! they still have a show to put out there that they have been sitting on for a while now.  It's our SONNY CHIBA triple feature.  And we have brought along Mike Haushalter... A Sonny Chiba expert to steer us in the right direction.  We will be talking about THE STREET FIGHTER, THE BODYGUARD, and VIRUS.   And also we end up talking a lot about magic cards in this episode for some reason.  

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