Wednesday, October 31, 2018

EPISODE 281

   
     This week we cover the new HALLOWEEN jam right off the bat as Kyle was fresh off a viewing of it and had a lot to say.  So does Tim and SPOILER ALERT one of us loved it the other well.  meh...
Then Tim covers Christopher Lee as Dracula in an early offering from Hammer Studios in THE HORROR OF DRACULA.  Then Kyle talks about a very underrated and underviewed apocalypse flick starring Peter Dinklage in I THINK WERE ALONE NOW.  Also we read your listener mail,  Talk about the movies we have seen in the past week, and Kyle makes a bold Roseanne based prediction.  

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EPISODE 280: the Cinema Wasteland Round-Up Show

     
     On this installment of the show we welcome our Cinema Wasteland buddy and all around good dude John Shatzer.  So, we get right down to it and talk about the latest wasteland show which included a my bloody valentine reunion in which Kyle failed to attend... cause he sucks!  But anyway we get the low down anyways.  We also talk about a grindhouse/drive in classic snake fest in STANLEY,  Tim talks about a post apocalyptic 80's flick that got past all of us in CITY LIMITS,  And we also talk about a wack-a-doo flick filmed in the philippines in THE KILLING OF SATAN.  And finally Tim chats about an 80's post apocalyptic flick that got by us all in CITY LIMITS.  Also, we take a crack at programming our own personal dusk till dawn movie a thon.  We also answer all your questions and review the week that was.  So, download this episode because many, many snakes were injured in the recording of this podcast.

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Tuesday, October 30, 2018

EPISODE 279

    
 This week Tim and Kyle return to talk about an anthology from the U.K. in GHOST STORIES and a Rambo rip-off from schlockmeister Joe D'amato in STRIKE COMMANDO.  Also we got some hot and heated Football chat,  We also talk about Kyle finding a great new show to watch in Norsemen,  When collecting becomes obsession, Stinky Evil Dead 2 box sets, Spocks strange obsession with whale sex, He Man and all his glory and we also answer your questions and run down all of this weeks movie watching activities.

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Tuesday, October 9, 2018

EPISODE 278


On this weeks episode we talk about government cheese and the perils of getting older and shitting your pants.  but besides that we cover the flick that set the internet on fire in MANDY.  And we also cover another fine flick from the glorious land of Australia in BOAR.  Also we chat about the problematic Alex Jones. Kyle discovers the glorious 90's flick The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.  So,download this episode or the Diceman won't take you out and throw a humburger down your throat.

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EPISODE 277



On this weeks show we continue to alienate people with football chat but it doesn't matter because we got predators... First we talk about the sequel to and all time action jam starring Danny Glover who seems to be too old for everything in PREDATOR 2.  Then we sleep for 15 years until we get to PREDATORS.  Then we almost another 10 years to cover the newest jam THE PREDATOR.  Also time and Kyle also finally get to talk about Sicario 2 and the cult of Benecio Del Toro.  Bizarro Dolph Lundgren flicks that were found at a dollar general.  The sad, sad death of Terrarium T,V,  and we also got your questions and news too.  So download this episode you beautiful motherfuckers!

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EPISODE 276



    
 On this weeks episode football returns and that means that kyle's ranting and raving dad has returned to scream and yell.  After alienating most of all the cult movie fans by talking sports we get back to the subject at hand and that is and all time disney sci-fi classic in THE BLACK HOLE.  And tim covers a quasi cult flick that surly has a fan base that is quite large in ALIEN NATION.  we also got all your normal things like NEWS and listener questions.  So listen to this show or no spoiled milk for you!!!

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EPISODE 275


 this weeks episode we are still drunk on the afterglow of the glorious return of Joe Bob Briggs and his 24 hour movie marathon.  BUT WE MARCH ON!!!  We will be covering a weirdo Canadian flick in BEYOND THE 7TH DOOR.  And kyle finally gets off his ass and watches the Savini effects fronted slasher flick in The Prowler.  Also, we chat about Tim;s opinion on the Shudder service,  Donald Pleasence chainsaw fights,  Deep cut cheech and chong flicks,  we answer your questions and read all the newest news.  

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Friday, September 21, 2018

EPISODE 274: Tim and Dan's excellent adventure to Indiana


     
     This week is a very special show for a variety of reasons.  First being that if you know Tim Gross you know he can talk about 2 things endlessly.  Puppet Master, and Rutger Hauer flicks.  And we have both in CROSSWORLDS and the new remake...reboot...reimagining...what the fuck ever it is in PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH.  And kyle shows up to cover BLACK SABBATH starring everyone's grandpa Boris Karloff.  Also, we talk about Tim and our good buddy OUT OF PRINT DAN finally braving the rainy Indiana weather to come hang out with Kyle in his beloved hometown of Portland Indiana.  We also talk about our trip to Shelbyville Indiana to the Skyline Drive In to attend the Super Monster Movie Fest.  this is one jam packed show so enjoy.  

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Thursday, September 20, 2018

EPISODE 273

   
     This week Kyle and Tim return to talk about a new classic (to us) from that magical place of New Zeland in THE QUIET EARTH.  And a highly ... or not so highly regarded sequel to an all time jam in RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PART 2.  Also we do the weekly rounds of answering your questions, reading the latest horror movie news,  and we also got a list of top bigfoot movies to round out the show.  So,  download this show or the earth will die! 

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Monday, September 3, 2018

EPISODE 272


    
 It's Shark Week!!!  We got the new Jason Statham Jam THE MEG.  The sequel to the greatest summer blockbuster of all time in JAWS 2, And a flick we have been wanting to see for a while now in HOUSE SHARK.  Also we do the normal of reader questions and we recall this weeks watching habits.  Also we have a serious discussion of the pros and cons of the theatrical expierence

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EPISODE 271


    
 This week it's the law of diminishing returns as we check out all 3 flicks the Tales From The Crypt had to offer in the excellent (and perhaps the best 90's horror movie) Demon Knight, Bordello of Blood, and Ritual.  We also answer your listener questions and serve up a slice have been watching this week.

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Friday, August 10, 2018

EPISODE 270  #GROSSFEST #HonkinTheBeefus                   #DetectiveDickGlancer

     
     Tales of the weird abound in this episode.  tales from the first annual GROSSFEST!  Yes folks... it started as a joke.  and ended as a damn good time had by all.  Wanna know if Tim fought a CHUD?  Wanna know how many smokes Tom Gross smoked?  Wanna know the whereabouts of Kyle's lost keys? well listen to this show as it's the round-up of all the sights and smells that was GROSSFEST!  We have all the normal movie chat to,  you know... if your into that kind of stuff.

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EPISODE 269



     This week we return to see what's been happening in movie land... And the answer is not much.  So, we decide to talk to about a flick where a pyromaniac builds a fireproof murder cellar in an old house in DON'T GO IN THE HOUSE.  Then Tim chats about a flick where someone finds Dr. Herbert Wests' reagent and gives it to a T. Rex and a bootleg Brian Bozworth and a few expendable mercs show up to fight it in a wack-a-doo flick called JURASSIC DEAD.  We also talk about the weeks movie watching habits, news, and all forms of other types ob bullshit.

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Sunday, July 8, 2018

EPISODE 259:  it's indeCHUDence Day!!!!


     Come celebrate indeCHUDence Day with Kyle and CHUD hunter #1 Tim as they record a full length commentary track to the cult classic flick you all remember from your childhood CHUD


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EPISODE 258

     
     This week Kyle and Tim welcome back the legend that is T-Shirt Joe to talk about the Tanya Harding based b-movie action flick BREAKAWAY.  Kyle continues his Eastwood summer and watched THE GAUNTLET.  And Tim talks about on of the best movies in recent memory in SICARIO.  Also, we talk about Tim's trip to the Slayer/Anthrax/Testament/Lamb Of God/Behemoth metal extravaganza.  Joe's concert stories, And we answer all your listener questions and ramble on about movies, life... and what not.

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EPISODE 257



This week Tim and Kyle get back together to review a dad flick that Kyle probably should have seen as Kyle starts Eastwood Summer in THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTFOOT.  Then Tim talks about a made for television flick starring the legendary Tom Atkins in TARANTULAS: DEADLY CARGO. All this and and we chit-chat about the most deadly badmitton tournament in the history of Pittsburgh.  The lack of a badmitton based slasher movie, CHUD uprisings, Kyle sees Deadpool 2 and dives into the series Black Mirror, we answer your questions, and chat about what we've been watching.  

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Friday, June 15, 2018

EPISODE 265


     This wee we return to talk about the new summer blockbuster SOLO,  Kyle finally watches MARTIN for the first time,  and Tim makes us watch a really bizarre flick in HELL SPA.  Also we answer all your burning questions and share some funny stories and share some  idle chit chat.  enjoy!

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Friday, June 8, 2018

EPISODE 264

     WE RETURN!!!!  This week we cover the classic made for t.v Stephen King adaptation SALEM'S LOT.  And Tim will be covering the Polonia Brothers fishsploitation flick RAZORTEETH.  Also,  we discover that Kyle may be racist cause he doesn't like Black panther,  Computer and internet woes,  The horse-shit ghosthunter fad and the industry it has spawned.  Old Bootleg toys.  the litany of reasons why we cant make electronic computer stuff work,  where the hell and what the hell we have been doing in the last 3 months.  All this and the wonder that is J.J. ARMS!!!!


  

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Thursday, April 12, 2018

EPISODE 263


    This Week we return to the fold to talk about 3 movies that we pulled out of the ether,  First we cover the newest Netflix jammy jam ANNIHILATION.  Then we unearth a truly bizarre treasure of the mom and pop video store days in MIDNIGHT MOVIE MASSACRE.  And finally Kyle looks back to his childhood to talk about THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN.  Also we introduce "crap chat".  continue "football chat".  And more "CHUD chat".  And we also have random talk's about why MITCHELL! isn't worth watching without MST3K.  

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Wednesday, April 11, 2018

EPISODE 262

     This week we have 3 more movies to talk about.  First we have the legendary Chuck Connors in SUMMER CAMP NIGHTMARE.  Then Kyle talks about an old school werewolf flick that may or may not have to bee seen through rose collared glasses in STEPHEN KING'S SILVER BULLET.  Then Tim covers mango's, mango's, mango's in STREET TEAM MASSACRE.  Also we rattle on about Kyle's dog's penchant to twerk.  The Academy Awards and the horror winners.  And finally the death of the big summer movie,  And Kyle's nightmare camping weekend when he was tricked into going to a religious camp.  

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Thursday, March 22, 2018

EPISODE 261


     This week Kyle rectifies a great injustice in the world and finally makes Tim watch EXPLORERS for the first time.  And in turn Kyle covers a slightly hidden gem from the mid 80's in 1988's HBO stalwart PULSE.  also we got Kyle's state finally getting to buy a beer like a free man on a Sunday,  the numerous we haven't won a Rondo award,  Kyle's massive hatred for KISS, the top ten underrated slasher movies, and finally we talk about finally getting a god damn BLACK DYNAMITE 2!!! (kinda). 


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EPISODE 260


     This week it's all Stephen King all the time.  we talk about all the King films (except the questionable sequels... lawnmower Man 2 we're looking at you).  Also we got news on our new podcast that deals entirely with Tim's crazy ass neighborhood,  Sharknado 6 bullshit, our fledgling Sim Graveyard Shift mill management video game.  Satanic slurpee machines and where to find them, We discover the greatest Sasquatch mattress based commercial of all time and it's pure god damn GOLD!  Also Kyle get old and turns 40...                  (kill me)

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EPISODE 259


     We return this week with Tim talking about what happens when William Zabka and the little freaky kid from Children of the Corn join forces to kill a snake menacing Jenny McCarthy and friens in Python and Python 2.  And Kyle covers a nuclear attack flick that has everyone in the world in it in Miracle Mile.  We also have tech talk bout how to avoid getting porn viruses,  magic fire sticks,  post office meth shenninnigans, we also got news, reviews, and other nonsensical acting.  PLUS Flash Gordon! 


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Sunday, February 25, 2018

EPISODE 258


     This week Tim and Kyle get together to discuss a movie that is a hotly contested subject out there in internet land in THE SHAPE OF WATER.  Also we chat about a flick that could be called victorian ghostbusters in WINCHESTER.  And a flick about a killer clown before the glut of killer clown movies that we are getting now a days in AMUSEMENT.  Also we discover Kyle's extreme hatred of Michael Shannon,  Destroyed bathrooms, CHUDS, and other nonsensical garbage.  So enjoy!

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EPISODE 257



     This week we welcome back our good buddy Jon Cross to the show to talk about one of our favorite subjects DONALD PLEASENCE in HALLOWEEN 6, TREASURE OF THE YANKEE ZEPHYR, and DOUBLE TARGET.  We also chat about missing Rutger Hauer in the new Blade Runner flick,  A brief history of The X-Files, Kyle falls down a Verne Troyer based Youtube wormhole, Vietnam flicks,  The awesomness of Paul L. Smith,  Mothra hatred, and most importantly DONALD god damn PLEASENCE!!!!



Thursday, February 8, 2018

EPISODE 256


     This week we take a look at a sequel to an underappreciated sports/comedy flick in GOON: LAST OF THE ENFORCERS and Tim talks about a genre classic DEMON WIND (or as Kyle calls it Bootleg Evil Dead)  Also, we talk about what we think are the best sports flicks, hockey fights, that time that Kyle thought The Florida Project was a found footage horror flick.  So,  download this if you love hockey hair!

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Thursday, February 1, 2018

EPISODE 255

     This week Tim and Kyle put on some funny looking glasses and look into the future to talk about the upcoming films of 2018.  We also do the normal of reading viewer mail, and reviewing the films that we watched this week.


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Sunday, January 14, 2018

EPISODE 254

     This week we celebrate one of the hardest working dudes in all of movieland with our first annual JACKIE CHANS-MAS as we cover his new flick THE FOREIGNER.  And also we talk about the Dick Butkis
epic HAMBURGER: THE MOTION PICTURE.  Join us as we talk about such topics as fighting Pittsburgh CHUDS in the extreme cold, what we used to do on school cancellation snow days,  pooping in WWII, and we reminisce about Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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EPISODE 253

     
     This week we talk about a flick that was made by some of the people behind the immortal SPOOKIES in INVASION OF THE MINDBENDERS.  Also, we take a look at the workplace violence flick MAYHEM.  Also,  Kyle celebrates his beloved Cleveland Browns not winning a single game this season,  Why we think the NFL is fixed,  the origin of our president Donald Trump.  CHUD breeding, and a ton of other horseshit.   

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EPISODE 252

     This week we mess with the rabbit ears,  and screw with the cables all in order to tune in some fuzzy boobs as we cover three of the best 80's teen boner jams in JOYSTICKS, HARDBODIES, ans PRIVATE SCHOOL.  Also we talk about the do's and don'ts of women's fashion,  drunken parents, pool parties, ex' pron stars, and all sorts of other tomfoolery.  

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Sunday, January 7, 2018

EPISODE 251


     
     This week we return to close out what was another year in the books, and another year closer to the eventual robot apocalypse.  So join us in our yearly tradition of running down out top 10 movies that we saw in the year that was 2017 with our normal guest host T-SHIRT JOE. Along the way we will be talking about the usual topics of what we watched this week,  race relations, and CHUD uprisings.  So join us as we close out the year with a fizzle and a fart.

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Thursday, November 30, 2017

                 !!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!!
     We have been gone for almost a month but we're back!  Due to Kyle's job being shut down for some time due to a tornado almost destroying the place that sends us supplies to operate and our audio hosting site having technical problems for the last week (Kyle suspects they are all drunk over at talkshoe.com)  we wanted to know that we are are still very much alive.  But for the time being you can stream or download the show from our site, but, they won't be on Stitcher until the alcoholics over at talkshoe put down the bottle and get that intervention that they so very much need.  So untill that happens enjoy the 4 new episodes... cause we got god damn RONDO AWARDS to lose over here at bloodbaths and boomsticks central!

Thanks for listening and writing in and we will continuing to listen.  were gonna be around for a long time.


Kyle
EPISODE 250

    
     This week we are celebrating thanksgiving like all the other american dullards are.... by celebrating Christmas a month early instead!  So we bring to you 2 Christmas fright flicks to  binge upon way earlier than you should.  First being this years BETTER WATCH OUT.  and the second being the remake to Bob Clarks all time classic in BLACK X-MAS 2006 cause Kyle says it's awesome and everybody is wrong about it (just like  THUNDERDOME)!  We also do the normal rotation of what we watched in the last week, answer your listener questions, and get to some movie related news (Spoiler Alert, people get touched in the naughty bits).  So download this episode or that crazy grandpa from Silent Night Deadly Night will punish you!

(NOTE: episode 247, 248, 249, and 250 wont be streamable from our site nor on stitcher for the time being due to our audio hosting site being all jacked up.)

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EPISODE 249

     
This week we ask whe question... "WHATS IN THE BOX???" as we review 3 movies about weird mystery boxes in them (we're really kinda running out of theme ideas here).  The first being this years movie that asks the question what if the final destination series fucked the wishmaster series in WISH UPON.  Then we talk about a Jewish demon possession flick in THE POSSESSION.  And finally Kyle was dragged to the theater to see the latest in the saw series in JIGSAW.  Also we do the normal ramblings of news, listener questions and perusing the recent weeks viewing habits.  So download this show or Jigsaw will return from the dead for the 127th time

(NOTE: episode 247, 248, 249, and 250 wont be streamable from our site nor on stitcher for the time being due to our audio hosting site being all jacked up.)

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EPISODE 248


     
This week we are back with 2 more pieces of weirdo cinema.  The first being the cornerstone in a pretty decent franchise starring one of our favorite duded Andrew Divoff in WISHMASTER.  The second is a  strange trip of a flick directed by genre stalwart Jeff Lieberman in BLUE SUNSHINE.  Also we review the week that was, and answer your listener questions.  So download this or else your hair will fall out because of that time you dabbled in LSD in high school. 

 (NOTE: episode 247, 248, 249, and 250 wont be streamable from our site nor on stitcher for the time being due to our audio hosting site being all jacked up.)

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EPISODE 247

    
 This week we are dropping 4 new episodes due to our audio hosting site screwing up, and Kyle's job has been destroyed for the time being by a tornado.  But that won't stop us as we bring you and episode in which we talk about the return of a beloved horror series in CULT OF CHUCKY.  Aind the latest in the found footage horror in THE MONSTER PROJECT.  Also we read your questions and peruse the week that was.

(NOTE: episode 247, 248, 249, and 250 wont be streamable from our site nor on stitcher for the time being due to our audio hosting site being all jacked up.)

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Thursday, October 26, 2017

EPISODE 246


     
     This week Tim returns from our favorite place on planet Earth CINEMA WASTELAND with tales of insanity, drinking, and French Canadian Spookies.  We also talk about a 5 star American classic FIRST BLOOD.  And Tim visits one of those 8 films to die for in NIGHTMARE MAN.  We also have all the other fine ramblings that has brought us ZERO RONDO AWARDS!!!!!


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EPISODE 245

     This week we have GARY HILL tagging along and talking about KINGSMEN 2:  THE GOLDEN CIRCLE.  Tim talks about a classic slasher starring one of our dudes Peter Spellos in Sorority house massacre 2.  And Kyle talks about one of the most discussed flicks in history in BLADE RUNNER.  we also talk our weekly rundown of what we watched,  How Tim got fired from a podcast, and we answer all your crazy questions.  So download this show to give us more life, FUCKER!!!

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EPISODE 244


     
     This week we welcome ADDISON BINEK of TROMASTERPIECE THEATER and MOVIES TO WATCH ON A RIANY SUNDAY on YOUTUBE on the show to talk about seemingly everyone's new horror jam IT. Tim talks about a coming of age werewolf flick GINGER SNAPS.  And KYLE talks Satan, apartments, and the gates of hell in THE SENTINEL. 


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Friday, September 15, 2017

EPISODE 243


     This week Kyle finds an amazing Italian movie that he deems to be just as good as his beloved SPOOKIES in GRAVEYARD DISTURBANCE.  Will Tim agree.  or will it cause a rift in time and space forcing us to shut down the show in order to save the fabric of the universe from being torn asunder.  Probably not. But the flick is that damn awesome (despite what Tim might think)  Also, Tim talks about a Lance Hendricksen flick called IN THE SPIDERS WEB.  So listen to this show and learn the many ways in which to destroy the grim reaper, cause apparently he's a giant pussy.


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Monday, September 4, 2017

EPISODE 242


     This week we have our annual GAME OF THRONES: SEASON & RECAP show.  Wit the usual guest T-SHIRT JOE.  And also MOE PORNE from the NO BUDGET NIGHTMARES podcast.  We have our thoughts on the fate of the iron throne,  who dies... who should have dies... and how we think all this mess is gonna end up.  So enjoy the show because "The night is long and full of terrors".


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