Tuesday, April 18, 2017

EPISODE 221



     This week Kyle and Tim start the bullshit early by recalling all the foreign objects that Tim has brought to E.C.W. house shows.  Kyle sees Get Out, Secretly gay disney cartoons that all the uppity soccer moms have forgotten about. And Kyle tells the story of the time he was in 6th grade and knocked the eye out of a kid with a rock.  Also, we talk about what happens when Marvel Superheroes get old and pissed off in LOGAN. And sharks get possessed by satan and bad CGI in SHARK EXORCIST. 

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EPISODE 220


     
     This week Kyle and Tim return to talk about Kyle watching the T.V. show Taboo.  Tim needs your votes to win an award. What we consider the greatest movie our our generation.  Convention stuff, and how to survive one.  And Kyle pitches a movie where Dolph Lundgren destroys an evil corporation. Trailers, movie reviews, and a ton more bullshit.

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Thursday, March 30, 2017

EPISODE 219


     Well, we are back to numbering our episodes because I'm not a smart man and numbers confuse me. But never the less we return to talk about Monkeys, Apes, and Bikers.  First Kyle ventures back out into society to see KONG: SKULL ISLAND. And we cover one of the funnest, wacky, most insane and self indulgent flicks we have ever been privy to in THE MAD FOXES.  Also, we talk about the slate of upcoming big summer movies, the worst things we have ever done in our lives, and answer your questions.  So enjoy all the full frontal male nudity you can handle in this weeks show.


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Saturday, March 18, 2017

EPISODE 8 A.T.

    
    This week Kyle ventures back out to the theater to see a movie that no one seems to be talking about in A CURE FOR WELLNESS. And Tim  brings out a video store favorite that Kyle has never seen in NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE.  Also we talk all the normal things.  What we've been watching... and son... and so forth.  WE GOT STAMOS, GENE SIMMONS IN DRAG... AND EELS..... SO MANY EELS.....


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Sunday, March 12, 2017

EPISODE 7 A.T.

     
This week we return through the death of Tim's computer to bring you a new episode chocked full of bullshit and nonsense.  Kyle returns to the theater to see Keanu Reeves shoot everyone in the head in JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2,  A sequel that Kyle never even knew existed in HOUSE 4, and what happened when the apocalypse happens and you combine 37 different guns into one gun in a Roger Corman joint EQUILIZER 2000.  Plus a lot of other crap I've forgotten about.

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EPISODE 6 A.T.

     
     This week Kyle travels to the theater to see a Ben Afleck directed bomb... or is it in LIVE BY NIGHT.  And we have the return of one of our favorite B movie action dude Tony Anthony in the 3D western COMIN' AT YA.  We also have a glorious bat attack, Football talk that alienates everyone, conspiracy theories, movies that no one ever asked for, what we have been watching, listener questions, and other bullshit.  

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

EPISODE 5 A.T.


    
         "This town has a doctor and his name is Rendell.
      Stay away from his house cause he's the doctor from hell"

This week Tim and Kyle has to appease the ghost of Corey Haim because he ate the last podcast.  So... we do a commentary track that has NOTHING to do with Corey Haim.  So enjoy!  And HAIL DRAKE!@!!

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Tuesday, February 7, 2017

EPISODE #3 A.T.

     As is tradition for the last 5 years we round out the end of the year by inviting our good friend T-Shirt Joe back on the show to give you a comprehensive list of the top 30 flicks, honorable mentions, and worst movies we saw in the year 2016.  so get out your pen and paper and take notes.  Or don't.  


Sunday, January 22, 2017

EPISODE #2 A.T.



This week we return to discuss our personal opinions on such topics as best exploitation flick, movie you would get into a fist fight about, best gore flick, and so on.... and so forth.  the topics are various and out of the ordinary.  but what more would you expect.  Also we get into recent watches. And we answer all of your questions on our quasi re-introduction podcast. 

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Sunday, December 11, 2016

EPISODE #1 A.T.


     We've re-branded folks!  This week after Trump stunned the world we have decided to mark the occasion by re-branding the show... hence the A.T. moniker (after Trump) to mark the begenning of the end of days.  And so to further celebrate the oncoming apocalypse we have invited the patron saint of race relations T-Shirt Joe back onto the show and he is bringing a post apocalyptic flick called DEATH RUN with him.  Tim is also talking about the best slasher featuring a former president in THE TRIPPER, and Kyle is covering the weirdest, sickest, oddest flick to have dropped in 2016 in THE GREASY STRANGLER.  All this and News, topical discussions, and disco dancin' so listen up.  big Ronnie would want you to.


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Thursday, December 8, 2016

EPISODE 211


This week we got Reggie Bannister's bad ass bald head, Clint Howard and his pre bad ass bald head, and Lizard people invading Earth to beat up The Beastmaster adn Scary German Guy.   Also we got questions and a bunch of reviews too.  so listen to our show and HAIL ESTEBAN!

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Sunday, November 27, 2016

EPISODE 210


      
This week betweek a week of golf cart nonsense that has been unleashed upon Kyle's head we managed to record a show.  Frist Tim Gross talks about SHARKNADO4 and 2lava2lanutla because...... well, because Tim Gross, that's whay.  And Kyle covers a memorable VHS box from the old days of the video shops in 1979's THE EVIL in which COLONEL TRAUTMAN finds out that Satan lives underneath the haunted house he just bought.  Along the way we talk about zombie pit fighting, Terry Bradshaw, Bizarre deaths, new DVD business strategies designed to screw you over, and the failure that was The Suicide Squad.  All that and more so download it.  Rambo would want you to.

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Tuesday, October 11, 2016

EPISODE 209


    
This week we return to talk about a true icon of independent film.  TROMA'S flagship THE TOXIC AVENGER.  And Kyle gets to see a flick he has been searching for for a long time now in Sean S. Cunningham's THE NEW KIDS.  Along the way we talk about forgotten department stores and their awesome VHS sales.  Football and lego skeletal systems.  And weirdo movies that star Jackie Chan and John Cusack.

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Sunday, October 2, 2016

EPISODE 208


     This week in our never ending quest to achieve those elusive podcast ratings we instantly alienate our audience by launcing into a 10 minute football analysis.  Then we discuss what we have been watching. Including a fantastic Charles Bronson flick from the early 70's in THE MECHANIC.  Then Tim takes his mom out to the theater to see Jason Statham in the sequel to said Bronson flick in THE MECHANIC: RESURRECTION.  And lastly kyle venture out into society to see the fantastic quasi exploitation throwback flick DON'T BREATHE.  And if that's not enough Tim encounters more Pittsburgh C.H.U.D'S.


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Wednesday, September 21, 2016

EPISODE 207


We return to talk about 3 movies from the unpopular 1990's.  First an anthology covered in slime and gore in NECRONOMICON.  Then Christopher Walken uses his power of the shushening in THE PROPHECY. Then a weirdo mish-mash of cyber punk nonsence in JOHNNY MNEUMONIC.  Also we have strange tales of Tim finding CHUD'S in pittsburgh basements, Kyle sees the new Star Trek flick, and a metric ton of other chit chat.

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Monday, September 19, 2016

EPISODE 206


    
 This week Kyle and Tim walk down a hairy road.  A road full of howling sequels.  First Christopher Lee tells you the "your sister is a werewolf" a bunch in HOWLING 2 starring Sybil Danning as Rob Halford.  Then a whodunit in a castle in HOWLING 5. Then werewolves in a circus side show in HOWLING 6 THE FREAKS.

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Tuesday, August 30, 2016

EPISODE 205


  
     After a brief intermission we are back to talk about a true horror classic in THE HOWLING.  A truly bad sci-fi flick that has a ton of insanity in JOHNNY MNEMONIC. And a flick that Kyle recently found and flipped his wig over in CRAWLSPACE starring our old pal Krazee-pants Klaus Kinski.  Also we get to your questions and have all sorts of bullshitting, shit shooting, and witless banter.


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Tuesday, August 2, 2016

EPISODE 203


     
This week one of our favorite guys DANNO KLONOWSKI of THE WAYNE GAYLE VARIETY HOUR podcast stops by to talk about a big summer blockbuster... or big summer toilet fire... in INDEPENDENCE DAY 2: RESURGENCE.  Tim brings us another independent flick in FLESH FOR THE INFERNO.  And Kyle talks about the all time classic HIGHLANDER starring his action dude of choice Christopher Lambert.  We also get into all kinds of other shit and shennigans.  So download this because there can be only one.

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Friday, July 15, 2016

EPISODE 203


    
 We had so much drunk fun the first time that we all got together and did it again.  The round table is back!  We invited T-Shirt Joe and Rodrigo Quast back too.  We talk about everything genre related, the life and times of "Ragtime" Billy Peaches, Books, and a ton of other stuff... but mostly ranch dressing.

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EPISODE 202

    
This week we welcome back our bud John Portanova to talk about 2 Roger Corman killer baby flicks in THE UNBORN and THE UNBORN 2.  Also we get a treat as a very drunk Tim (A.K.A) convention Tim shows up to talk about more Roger Corman stuff in SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE 3.  And Kyle brings a real gross out flick in the story of Ezra Cobb in DERANGED.  Also, we have Albert Puyn's weird broken finger. 

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

EPISODE 201



This week we talk about An eye-talian slasher flick in STAGE FRIGHT, A fangoria produce zombie flick in DEAD MEAT, and a movie that everyone loves even if they don't wanna admit to it in SOLARBABIES.  We also talk about ESPN's 303 for 30 Believeland, Art Model and Kyle's hatred for him, The weirdness of Zoolander 2, Indiana's Drive-In revival, And we break into a spontainous Richard Pryor retrospective.

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EPISODE 200


This week we celebrate 200 episodes by watching 2 rape/revenge flicks in I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE 1 & 2 and a weirdo ant-sploitation flick in PHASE IV.  Also we chat about Twisted Sister documentaries, Oddball James Bond Movies, Why does Marvel continue to ignore Blade in the MCU, The reunited Misfits, How Game of Thrones should end, and Dolph Lundgren awesomeness.

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Friday, June 3, 2016

EPISODE 199


We have returned with 2 more flicks.  This week we talk about the biggest summer movie CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR.  And an awesome rubber monster movie that probably cost $55.55 to make in THE CURSE OF THE BLUE LIGHTS.  Also Kyle discusses at length why on Earth Marvel insists on shitting on it's great rogues gallery of villains. We got some football talk, Nazi documentaries, TCM underground, and more Joe Bob Briggs chat.  

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EPISODE 198


This week Kyle and Tim are back to talk about some more crazy shit.  First Kyle travels quite a distance to see what will probably movie of the year in GREEN ROOM.  And Tim talks about another awesome movie from the man who brought us Wheels of Fire in FUTURE HUNTERS.  Also we talk marvel's Civil War. Kyle having never seen Bull Durham, The glut of horror movie documentaries, and much, much more.

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Monday, May 16, 2016

EPISODE 197


     
      This past week saw another Friday the 13 come and go so we thought why not talk about Friday the 13th part 6.  And then Tim finds a movie by the legendary Polonia Brothers in BIGFOOT Vs. ZOMBIES.  Also we chat about junkies breaking into places, the SLASHER t.v. series, Duke LaCross problems, The Russian Avengers, Altered Beast, Movies about crazy dead bodies, And the death of Balls Mahoney and BlackJack Mulloigan.

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Friday, April 29, 2016

EPISODE 196



This week we brave bad weather to bring you an episode chocked to the gills with pot pies, Canadian fries, and George Kennedy's giant head to bring you two more movies in AUNTIE LEE'S MEAT PIES, and DEATH SHIP. Also we recap the who, what, and beers of Cinema Wasteland. Also, we read the greatest review of our show and we laugh so hard we poop ourselves.  This podcast is now certified 5 SKULLS!!!! 

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Monday, April 18, 2016

EPISODE 195


This week we are back to talk about 2 movies that go by many titles, but are awesome non the less.  The first being genie gone crazy flick called THE OUTING a.k.a. THE LAMP from the best year for movies 1987.  Next we cover the insane DEATH SPA from 1989, A health spa slasher flick that forget where they put the script but just told the FX people to go crazy for the last 20 minutes.  Also we get into hockey talk, what we have been watching and Ken Foree and his questionable fashion choices, Kyle sees the new Pee Wee flick, and  we announce a contest at the end of the show.  so stick around.


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Monday, April 11, 2016

EPISODE 194

     This week we return to talk about another 3 movies. First Tim covers WHITE PHANTOM: ENEMY OF THE DARKNESS. A movie Kyle found that features Bo Svenson as a ninja.  Next we talk about THE ASPHYX. A movie that may or may not benn ripped off to make ghostbusters.  Next T-Shirt Joe talks about THE WITCH.  Also we recap our adventure to HORROR REALM in Pittsburgh.




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Friday, March 18, 2016

EPISODE 193


  This week we welcome back our god buddy Steve Benningfield to the show to talk about a weirdo Doris Wishman flick called A NIGHT TO DISMEMBER. Tim talks about the final entry into  a beloved franchise in BEYOND RE-ANIMATOR.  And Kyle talks about his go to B movie action guy Christopher Lambert in FORTRESS. Also Steve tips us off to a website that destroys the show with it's vast selection of weird movies.  So sit back and enjoy.

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Wednesday, March 2, 2016

EPISODE 192


This week we are joined by our friend from way across the pond Filip O'Neil totalk about a weird Italian cult flick THE CHURCH.  Tim found a shark movie directed by the master of bad movies Joe D'Amato called DEEP BLOOD. And Kyle plays compare and contrast with the original and the remake of MAN ON FIRE.  We also talk about what we have been watching, stuff that should get a T.V. series,  Joe Don Baker, The Zombie series, And even more talk about The Force Awakens.  

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Tuesday, February 2, 2016

EPISODE 191


     This week Tim and Kyle take a look at a piece of early 80's scare tactic propaganda in the made for television movie THE DAY AFTER.  And Tim picks the best movie of the french horror wave in INSIDE.  Along with melting old men, assaults on unborn babies, and Belladonna look-a-likes we also get into a list of the worst horror movie directors, chocodiles,  paper routs, making a murderer marathon watching, and deaths, deaths, and more deaths.  So enjoy this episode and PLEASE DON'T DIE!

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Friday, January 22, 2016

EPISODE 190


     
This week we welcome back Minnesota's first son, and host of the Wayne Gayle Variety Hous Podcast DANNO KLONOWSKI.  And we will be talking about a very forgettable entry into the Amityville 3 saga in AMITYVILLE 3D.  And a double feature of Kurt Russell led cowboy movies in BONE TOMAHAWK and THE HATEFUL 8.  Also we hit on discussion points of how not to number your podcasts, Academy screeners and how to get them,  And we get into a deep discussion on THE FORCE AWAKENS.  

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Wednesday, January 20, 2016

EPISODE 190  RAD commentary


     once again we are joined by our buddy and new dad RICK OF THE DEAD to do a fan commentary for the BMX flick RAD. so listen and see what professional wrestlers and serial killers we see in the background. we also got chicks  with dudes voices, dudes in chicks clothing, doughnut men, skeevy business men, drunk mayors, Mr. Hand, sexually explicit little sisters, ass slides, and Aunt Becky. ENJOY!!!

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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

EPISODE 188


     Do you like David Warner?  well we love him, and in this episode we talk about 3 of his awesome movies.  First he plays Jack the Ripper in the excellent TIME AFTER TIME.  then he play evil in the midgetsploitation flick TIM BANDITS.  then he plays a weird owner of a wax museum in WAXWORK.  SO check out our tribute to the best actor of all time.

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Monday, January 18, 2016

EPISODE 187


     
This week we take a look at the directors cuts of 2 movies in a very popular sci-fi series.  Those being ALIENS and the often hated ALIEN 3. We also talk about the poor health of Burt Reynolds.  The Big Boss Man, People stealing Van Damme's kidneys. Massacre Videos Alien Beast.  Finding human poo on the street. The amazing power dropping powers of Charles Dance. Kyle see Krampus. and much more.

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