EPISODE 287

    
 This week we have 4 movies to check out.  The first being one of the most touted and beloved films of 2018 in HEREDITARY.  Then we have a slasher featuring a killer santa slasher featuring a bag of dicks... literally in ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE. Then we move on to a killer mutant snowman in JACK FROST featuring gratuitous Shannon Elizabeth side boob.  And finally we got an amazing flick that is exclusive to Shudder in TERRIFIED.  Spoiler alert!!!  One of these movies is one of our most hated movies ever to appear on our show and one is the best.  

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EPISODE 286

     This week we dig into some Brian DePalma jams in the cross dressing cult favorite DRESSED TO KILL.  Then we start to get into the christmas mood as Bill Goldberg jackhammer powerbombs this way through a ton of b list celebrity cameos in SANTA'S SLAY.  And finally Kyle covers an all in one night crime/missing person/mobster jam in RUNNING SCARED.  So check it out or Paul Walker will narc you out.  

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EPISODE 285

     
     On this weeks show we get to see what happens when computer students turn into murdering masterminds in INTERFACE.  Then we go to cheerleader camp in an 80 boner jam... (or is it)that none of us have ever heard on called GIMME AN F. And finally 6 NFL players come home from vietnam to avenge some murder in THE BLACK SIX. We also get around to having some football chat, what we've been watching this week, and news!

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EPISODE 284

This week we check in with old Sid Haig and see what he;s has been up to with the ladies in BEYOND ATLANTIS.  Then we get the movie we need right now socially as american soldiers in WWII punch zombies in the face in OVERLORD.  And we got some kung fu robot shennigans in DEATH MACHINES.  And as a bonus movie we got a weirdo family drama/high school coming of age/detective/sleazey sex-sploitation flick from the director of Death Wish in SCREAM FOR HELP.  We also got the the mandatory football chat, listener questions, conspiracies, and news.

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EPISODE 283

    
   This week we will be breaking down 3 more movies.  The first being what happens when a college professor takes to the mountains with his class to hunt bogfoot in 1980's NIGHT OF THE DEMON... (spoiler Alert) someone gets his dick ripped off.  Then we travel to 1970's gritty New York to hunt bust kung fu moves on a spirit possessed CHUD in DEVIL'S EXPRESS starring WARHAWK TANZANIA!  Then finally we get a new women in prison flick in AMAZON HOT BOX starring the great Ellie Church.  We also answer all the questions that were fit to print,  go through the news,  and mull over a ton of other topics,  you know, as we want to do.  

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EPISODE 282

     
     On this historic episode we finally fill the vacant spot left when Cory G. turned into a ghost and vanished with our Cinema Wasteland buddy JoHn Shatzer.  Alone with the new host he will be chatting about a sleazy William Shatner joint in IMPULSE. Kyle runs down a great mid 2000 monster / virus jam in SPLINTER.  And Tim chats up the Blumhouse flick HAPPY DEATH DAY.  Also,  we run John through the gauntlet of questions.  We got football chat (naturally).  We discover the identity of SuperHost.  And in sad news we get an insight into the Pittsburgh church shooting.  So Download this episode or the IRS will audit us.

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EPISODE 281

   
     This week we cover the new HALLOWEEN jam right off the bat as Kyle was fresh off a viewing of it and had a lot to say.  So does Tim and SPOILER ALERT one of us loved it the other well.  meh...
Then Tim covers Christopher Lee as Dracula in an early offering from Hammer Studios in THE HORROR OF DRACULA.  Then Kyle talks about a very underrated and underviewed apocalypse flick starring Peter Dinklage in I THINK WERE ALONE NOW.  Also we read your listener mail,  Talk about the movies we have seen in the past week, and Kyle makes a bold Roseanne based prediction.  

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EPISODE 280: the Cinema Wasteland Round-Up Show

     
     On this installment of the show we welcome our Cinema Wasteland buddy and all around good dude John Shatzer.  So, we get right down to it and talk about the latest wasteland show which included a my bloody valentine reunion in which Kyle failed to attend... cause he sucks!  But anyway we get the low down anyways.  We also talk about a grindhouse/drive in classic snake fest in STANLEY,  Tim talks about a post apocalyptic 80's flick that got past all of us in CITY LIMITS,  And we also talk about a wack-a-doo flick filmed in the philippines in THE KILLING OF SATAN.  And finally Tim chats about an 80's post apocalyptic flick that got by us all in CITY LIMITS.  Also, we take a crack at programming our own personal dusk till dawn movie a thon.  We also answer all your questions and review the week that was.  So, download this episode because many, many snakes were injured in the recording of this podcast.

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EPISODE 279

    
 This week Tim and Kyle return to talk about an anthology from the U.K. in GHOST STORIES and a Rambo rip-off from schlockmeister Joe D'amato in STRIKE COMMANDO.  Also we got some hot and heated Football chat,  We also talk about Kyle finding a great new show to watch in Norsemen,  When collecting becomes obsession, Stinky Evil Dead 2 box sets, Spocks strange obsession with whale sex, He Man and all his glory and we also answer your questions and run down all of this weeks movie watching activities.

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EPISODE 278

On this weeks episode we talk about government cheese and the perils of getting older and shitting your pants.  but besides that we cover the flick that set the internet on fire in MANDY.  And we also cover another fine flick from the glorious land of Australia in BOAR.  Also we chat about the problematic Alex Jones. Kyle discovers the glorious 90's flick The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.  So,download this episode or the Diceman won't take you out and throw a humburger down your throat.

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EPISODE 277



On this weeks show we continue to alienate people with football chat but it doesn't matter because we got predators... First we talk about the sequel to and all time action jam starring Danny Glover who seems to be too old for everything in PREDATOR 2.  Then we sleep for 15 years until we get to PREDATORS.  Then we almost another 10 years to cover the newest jam THE PREDATOR.  Also time and Kyle also finally get to talk about Sicario 2 and the cult of Benecio Del Toro.  Bizarro Dolph Lundgren flicks that were found at a dollar general.  The sad, sad death of Terrarium T,V,  and we also got your questions and news too.  So download this episode you beautiful motherfuckers!

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EPISODE 276



    
 On this weeks episode football returns and that means that kyle's ranting and raving dad has returned to scream and yell.  After alienating most of all the cult movie fans by talking sports we get back to the subject at hand and that is and all time disney sci-fi classic in THE BLACK HOLE.  And tim covers a quasi cult flick that surly has a fan base that is quite large in ALIEN NATION.  we also got all your normal things like NEWS and listener questions.  So listen to this show or no spoiled milk for you!!!

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EPISODE 275

 this weeks episode we are still drunk on the afterglow of the glorious return of Joe Bob Briggs and his 24 hour movie marathon.  BUT WE MARCH ON!!!  We will be covering a weirdo Canadian flick in BEYOND THE 7TH DOOR.  And kyle finally gets off his ass and watches the Savini effects fronted slasher flick in The Prowler.  Also, we chat about Tim;s opinion on the Shudder service,  Donald Pleasence chainsaw fights,  Deep cut cheech and chong flicks,  we answer your questions and read all the newest news.  

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EPISODE 274: Tim and Dan's excellent adventure to Indiana

     
     This week is a very special show for a variety of reasons.  First being that if you know Tim Gross you know he can talk about 2 things endlessly.  Puppet Master, and Rutger Hauer flicks.  And we have both in CROSSWORLDS and the new remake...reboot...reimagining...what the fuck ever it is in PUPPET MASTER: THE LITTLEST REICH.  And kyle shows up to cover BLACK SABBATH starring everyone's grandpa Boris Karloff.  Also, we talk about Tim and our good buddy OUT OF PRINT DAN finally braving the rainy Indiana weather to come hang out with Kyle in his beloved hometown of Portland Indiana.  We also talk about our trip to Shelbyville Indiana to the Skyline Drive In to attend the Super Monster Movie Fest.  this is one jam packed show so enjoy.  

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EPISODE 273

   
     This week Kyle and Tim return to talk about a new classic (to us) from that magical place of New Zeland in THE QUIET EARTH.  And a highly ... or not so highly regarded sequel to an all time jam in RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD PART 2.  Also we do the weekly rounds of answering your questions, reading the latest horror movie news,  and we also got a list of top bigfoot movies to round out the show.  So,  download this show or the earth will die! 

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EPISODE 272

    
 It's Shark Week!!!  We got the new Jason Statham Jam THE MEG.  The sequel to the greatest summer blockbuster of all time in JAWS 2, And a flick we have been wanting to see for a while now in HOUSE SHARK.  Also we do the normal of reader questions and we recall this weeks watching habits.  Also we have a serious discussion of the pros and cons of the theatrical expierence

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EPISODE 271

    
 This week it's the law of diminishing returns as we check out all 3 flicks the Tales From The Crypt had to offer in the excellent (and perhaps the best 90's horror movie) Demon Knight, Bordello of Blood, and Ritual.  We also answer your listener questions and serve up a slice have been watching this week.

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EPISODE 270  #GROSSFEST #HonkinTheBeefus                   #DetectiveDickGlancer

     
     Tales of the weird abound in this episode.  tales from the first annual GROSSFEST!  Yes folks... it started as a joke.  and ended as a damn good time had by all.  Wanna know if Tim fought a CHUD?  Wanna know how many smokes Tom Gross smoked?  Wanna know the whereabouts of Kyle's lost keys? well listen to this show as it's the round-up of all the sights and smells that was GROSSFEST!  We have all the normal movie chat to,  you know... if your into that kind of stuff.

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EPISODE 269

     This week we return to see what's been happening in movie land... And the answer is not much.  So, we decide to talk to about a flick where a pyromaniac builds a fireproof murder cellar in an old house in DON'T GO IN THE HOUSE.  Then Tim chats about a flick where someone finds Dr. Herbert Wests' reagent and gives it to a T. Rex and a bootleg Brian Bozworth and a few expendable mercs show up to fight it in a wack-a-doo flick called JURASSIC DEAD.  We also talk about the weeks movie watching habits, news, and all forms of other types ob bullshit.

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EPISODE 259:  it's indeCHUDence Day!!!!

     Come celebrate indeCHUDence Day with Kyle and CHUD hunter #1 Tim as they record a full length commentary track to the cult classic flick you all remember from your childhood CHUD


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EPISODE 258

     
     This week Kyle and Tim welcome back the legend that is T-Shirt Joe to talk about the Tanya Harding based b-movie action flick BREAKAWAY.  Kyle continues his Eastwood summer and watched THE GAUNTLET.  And Tim talks about on of the best movies in recent memory in SICARIO.  Also, we talk about Tim's trip to the Slayer/Anthrax/Testament/Lamb Of God/Behemoth metal extravaganza.  Joe's concert stories, And we answer all your listener questions and ramble on about movies, life... and what not.

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EPISODE 257

This week Tim and Kyle get back together to review a dad flick that Kyle probably should have seen as Kyle starts Eastwood Summer in THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTFOOT.  Then Tim talks about a made for television flick starring the legendary Tom Atkins in TARANTULAS: DEADLY CARGO. All this and and we chit-chat about the most deadly badmitton tournament in the history of Pittsburgh.  The lack of a badmitton based slasher movie, CHUD uprisings, Kyle sees Deadpool 2 and dives into the series Black Mirror, we answer your questions, and chat about what we've been watching.  

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EPISODE 265

     This wee we return to talk about the new summer blockbuster SOLO,  Kyle finally watches MARTIN for the first time,  and Tim makes us watch a really bizarre flick in HELL SPA.  Also we answer all your burning questions and share some funny stories and share some  idle chit chat.  enjoy!

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EPISODE 264

     WE RETURN!!!!  This week we cover the classic made for t.v Stephen King adaptation SALEM'S LOT.  And Tim will be covering the Polonia Brothers fishsploitation flick RAZORTEETH.  Also,  we discover that Kyle may be racist cause he doesn't like Black panther,  Computer and internet woes,  The horse-shit ghosthunter fad and the industry it has spawned.  Old Bootleg toys.  the litany of reasons why we cant make electronic computer stuff work,  where the hell and what the hell we have been doing in the last 3 months.  All this and the wonder that is J.J. ARMS!!!!

  

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EPISODE 263


    This Week we return to the fold to talk about 3 movies that we pulled out of the ether,  First we cover the newest Netflix jammy jam ANNIHILATION.  Then we unearth a truly bizarre treasure of the mom and pop video store days in MIDNIGHT MOVIE MASSACRE.  And finally Kyle looks back to his childhood to talk about THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN.  Also we introduce "crap chat".  continue "football chat".  And more "CHUD chat".  And we also have random talk's about why MITCHELL! isn't worth watching without MST3K.  

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EPISODE 262

     This week we have 3 more movies to talk about.  First we have the legendary Chuck Connors in SUMMER CAMP NIGHTMARE.  Then Kyle talks about an old school werewolf flick that may or may not have to bee seen through rose collared glasses in STEPHEN KING'S SILVER BULLET.  Then Tim covers mango's, mango's, mango's in STREET TEAM MASSACRE.  Also we rattle on about Kyle's dog's penchant to twerk.  The Academy Awards and the horror winners.  And finally the death of the big summer movie,  And Kyle's nightmare camping weekend when he was tricked into going to a religious camp.  

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EPISODE 261

     This week Kyle rectifies a great injustice in the world and finally makes Tim watch EXPLORERS for the first time.  And in turn Kyle covers a slightly hidden gem from the mid 80's in 1988's HBO stalwart PULSE.  also we got Kyle's state finally getting to buy a beer like a free man on a Sunday,  the numerous we haven't won a Rondo award,  Kyle's massive hatred for KISS, the top ten underrated slasher movies, and finally we talk about finally getting a god damn BLACK DYNAMITE 2!!! (kinda). 


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EPISODE 260


     This week it's all Stephen King all the time.  we talk about all the King films (except the questionable sequels... lawnmower Man 2 we're looking at you).  Also we got news on our new podcast that deals entirely with Tim's crazy ass neighborhood,  Sharknado 6 bullshit, our fledgling Sim Graveyard Shift mill management video game.  Satanic slurpee machines and where to find them, We discover the greatest Sasquatch mattress based commercial of all time and it's pure god damn GOLD!  Also Kyle get old and turns 40...                  (kill me)

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EPISODE 259

     We return this week with Tim talking about what happens when William Zabka and the little freaky kid from Children of the Corn join forces to kill a snake menacing Jenny McCarthy and friens in Python and Python 2.  And Kyle covers a nuclear attack flick that has everyone in the world in it in Miracle Mile.  We also have tech talk bout how to avoid getting porn viruses,  magic fire sticks,  post office meth shenninnigans, we also got news, reviews, and other nonsensical acting.  PLUS Flash Gordon! 


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EPISODE 258

     This week Tim and Kyle get together to discuss a movie that is a hotly contested subject out there in internet land in THE SHAPE OF WATER.  Also we chat about a flick that could be called victorian ghostbusters in WINCHESTER.  And a flick about a killer clown before the glut of killer clown movies that we are getting now a days in AMUSEMENT.  Also we discover Kyle's extreme hatred of Michael Shannon,  Destroyed bathrooms, CHUDS, and other nonsensical garbage.  So enjoy!

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EPISODE 257

     This week we welcome back our good buddy Jon Cross to the show to talk about one of our favorite subjects DONALD PLEASENCE in HALLOWEEN 6, TREASURE OF THE YANKEE ZEPHYR, and DOUBLE TARGET.  We also chat about missing Rutger Hauer in the new Blade Runner flick,  A brief history of The X-Files, Kyle falls down a Verne Troyer based Youtube wormhole, Vietnam flicks,  The awesomness of Paul L. Smith,  Mothra hatred, and most importantly DONALD god damn PLEASENCE!!!!

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EPISODE 256

     This week we take a look at a sequel to an underappreciated sports/comedy flick in GOON: LAST OF THE ENFORCERS and Tim talks about a genre classic DEMON WIND (or as Kyle calls it Bootleg Evil Dead)  Also, we talk about what we think are the best sports flicks, hockey fights, that time that Kyle thought The Florida Project was a found footage horror flick.  So,  download this if you love hockey hair!

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EPISODE 255

     This week Tim and Kyle put on some funny looking glasses and look into the future to talk about the upcoming films of 2018.  We also do the normal of reading viewer mail, and reviewing the films that we watched this week.


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EPISODE 254

     This week we celebrate one of the hardest working dudes in all of movieland with our first annual JACKIE CHANS-MAS as we cover his new flick THE FOREIGNER.  And also we talk about the Dick Butkis
epic HAMBURGER: THE MOTION PICTURE.  Join us as we talk about such topics as fighting Pittsburgh CHUDS in the extreme cold, what we used to do on school cancellation snow days,  pooping in WWII, and we reminisce about Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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EPISODE 253

     
     This week we talk about a flick that was made by some of the people behind the immortal SPOOKIES in INVASION OF THE MINDBENDERS.  Also, we take a look at the workplace violence flick MAYHEM.  Also,  Kyle celebrates his beloved Cleveland Browns not winning a single game this season,  Why we think the NFL is fixed,  the origin of our president Donald Trump.  CHUD breeding, and a ton of other horseshit.   

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EPISODE 252

     This week we mess with the rabbit ears,  and screw with the cables all in order to tune in some fuzzy boobs as we cover three of the best 80's teen boner jams in JOYSTICKS, HARDBODIES, ans PRIVATE SCHOOL.  Also we talk about the do's and don'ts of women's fashion,  drunken parents, pool parties, ex' pron stars, and all sorts of other tomfoolery.  

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EPISODE 251

     
     This week we return to close out what was another year in the books, and another year closer to the eventual robot apocalypse.  So join us in our yearly tradition of running down out top 10 movies that we saw in the year that was 2017 with our normal guest host T-SHIRT JOE. Along the way we will be talking about the usual topics of what we watched this week,  race relations, and CHUD uprisings.  So join us as we close out the year with a fizzle and a fart.

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