EPISODE 392:  R.I.P. boner jamz 

This week we invite our good friend and your friendly t-shirt salesman T-Shirt Joe back on the show because it's Halloween.  And when we think of Halloween we think of 80's boner jamz.  And on this episode we pick 3 flicks so bad that they may have killed the boner jamz episodes for good.  First Joe brings us to T&A college and 5 dudes on their never ending quest to see all the boobies in SCREWBALLS.  Next Kyle picks a cinematic abortion from 1984 that has no redeeming qualities at all (except maybe the sweet Ska tunes from The Untouchables) in THE PARTY ANIMAL.  And finally a different set of dudes set about the beaches of California to get laid, see boobs and drink ketchup in HOT MOVES... Hey! At least Jill Schoelin is in it to Kyle's great joy.  And as always we have the news, we answer your listener questions, and talk about our favorite tricks to pull at parties.  So download this episode or the will make a re-boot of The Party Animal (GOD FOIRBID)

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 EPISODE 391

  

     On this episode of the podcast we cover 3 more flicks to maybe or maybe not to add to your DVD shelves.  First Tim brings a weird space flick called COSMOS: WAR OF THE PLANETS.  Then we have a Corey Haim and an intelligent dog fighting a hairy monster in WATCHERS.  And finally we have a great chop socki flick brought to us by the great Steven Chow in KUNG FU HUSTLE,  Abd as always we talk football, go over the news of the week, and answer your listener question.  So download this episode or our landlord will smack us upside our head.

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 EPISODE 390

     

     This week me and Tim Gross are back and we are without John as he is still on vacation.  But,  we still bring with us 3 movies to talk about that we culled from the dustiest parts of the video shelves.  First we have a middle of the raod action flick in DEAD END CITY. Next Kyle tells the story of the time Beverly Hills got taken over by all the fired cops and the only dude to save the day is Ken Whal and his mullet in THE TAKING OF BEVERLY HILLS.  Then we have a monster jam of the highest order in the Toho produced WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS.  We also have our usual football chat, we rundown what we have been watching this week, the news, and we answer all your listener questions.  So Download this episode or Ben Roethlisberger may snap his ankles.

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EPISODE 389 

     

     This week it's only Kyle and Tim on the show as John is on a sunny vacation.  But never the less we still bring you an episode of Tow-Truck Sploitation that we put together quite accidentally.  First we have a post apocalyptic tow truck vs. cars smash em' up flick starring Flash Gordon, Daisy Duke, and Don Swayzee in DRIVING FORCE.  Then we've mined a little know (as never heard of at least by us) piece of Australian sprint car madness starring the one and only Gyro Captain himself Bruce Spence in MIDNITE SPARES.  And finally we have a true comedy classic and a favorite of Mom Gross herself in USED CARS starring legendary actors Kurt Russell and Garrett Ghrahm.  We also read the news,  and answer your listener mail.  So download this episode or Australia will continue to burn.... and no one wants that.

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EPISODE 388

   

     This week we return and bring with us 3 movies of varying quality.  First Kyle randomly picks a movie that looks quasi interesting off of the magic firestick that has great guy Michael Berryman in MAD HATTER from 2020.  Tim talks about the newest netflix jam starring action elite Jean Claude Van Damme in THE LAST MERCENARY, and finally watch in awe as Dean Martin introduces us to swinging spy Matt Helm in THE WRECKING CREW.  We also read the news, answer your listener questions, and we spin the wheel of time.  Also we chat about such stupid topics of how we can use math to figure out how many toilets Tim can ruin if he lives to be 75.  Bigfoot breeding habits.  And we ask Tim's wife who is on the up and up in all the ghost hunting shows.  So download this episode or Zac Baggins will haunt you so hard you will go blind!

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EPISODE 387

     WE'RE STILL NOT DEAD YET!!! On this episode we bring to you three movie jams of varying quality.  The first being a great movie about the occult in A DARK SONG,  Then we check back in with out #1 Hip Tossin' Wolfman suplexing, Frankenstein Slammin' Son of a bitch Santo in SANTO: THE FIST OF DEATH.  And finally we talk about getting all those motherfucking vampires off this motherfucking plane in BLOOD RED SKY.  We also talk more about monkeys,  Kyle's continuing quest to watch all Duane "The Rock" Johnson movies, Wrasslin' chat.  And much more.  we also rundown all the flick that were fit to watch this week, we spin the wheel of time, and answer all your listener questiong.  So download this episode or Sonny Chiba's ghost will chop you in the jugular. 

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 EPISODE 386

   

   WE'RE NOT DEAD YET!!!!  this week we return to catch up after Kyle returns from a trip to see Tim in Pittsburgh to attend wedding of the century of our good friend and yours Out of Print Dan.  All that aside we will be covering 3 more flicks.  The first being a weak ass independent joint called ZILLAFOOT.  the second a grand, grand WTF movie from Indonesia called DEMON SWORD.  and finally a weirded out Hollywood jam that is still perplexing to Kyle in A CURE FOR WELLNESS.  We also talk about what we have been watching,  we spin the wheel of time, and we answer your listener questions.  All that and such topics as strange giallo titles, John's upcoming attempt at cinematic suicide as he hopes to try to watch all things Charles Band has ever done, And kyle pitches his new movie premise for BonoboCop... Half Man, Half Monkey... All justice!  So download this episode or "I'll let the monkey's loose"

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EPISODE 385 

     

     

     This week we talk about the year that was 1983.  We were there... we remember it... and we will recall what we think of it. From Superman to Valley Girls.  To Medieval space ninja stars to mountains and mountains of cocaine.  And all the things in between,   We also chat on this episodes about the great Fred Olen Ray, Frogs that are able to hold their pee for 8 months, And so on...  We also have all the normal show topics,  we answer your questions and read the news.  So download this episode or Gus Grissom may or may not hack your computer.

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 EPISODE 384

     

     This week on the show we might have legitimately made 3 bad picks for the show this week,  but we will see.  First we cover a sequel when John picks REDWOOD MASSACRE: ANNIHILATION.  Tim picks an independent slasher flick called DEATH RINK.  And lastly we cover a movie that has been recommended to Kyle numerous times in THE NINTH CONFIGURATION.  Also we chat about things suck as the season finale of The Last Drive in with Joe Bob Briggs.  The best fish rape exploitation greatness that is Humanoids from the Deep. Kyle loses 2 external hard drives full of movies, The mystery of Jimmy Hoffa, and a ton more.  we also read the news and answer your questions.  So download this episode or Ty Cobb will not play on your local softball team.

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 EPISODE 383

     

     On this episode we invite Patricia back on the show because we are terrible podcasters that keep forgetting to read her reviews.  And she is bringing along a truly weird black magic kung fu flick KUNG FU FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.  Also, Kyle attempts to right the wrong and cover one of the weirdest flick to ever come out of Hollywood in the Chevy Chase, Dan Akyroid monster movie/funhouse mash up NOTHING BUT TROUBLE.  Tim talks about a real oddity from the 70's that is a snapshot of van culture in SUPERVAN.  And John rounds out this mega sized episode with a really great and timely post apocalyptic flick THE LAST CHASE.  We also chat about the newest Jason Statham jam,  Kyle watches into the night for the first time, our favorite cameos, dangerous playgrounds and a whole lot more.  We also answer your questions, run down what we have been watching over the last few weeks, and all the news that is fit to talk about. So download this episode or John Landis will drop a helicopter on your head.

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 EPISODE 382

    

      We are back again and we are once again talking about 3 more strange and bizarre flicks. First John chats about a fine Truckersploitation flick starring Jerry Reed and Peter Fonda fighting the good fight in HIGHBALLIN'.  Then Tim covers a movie about Duckie from NCIS runs afoul of some weirdo pooches in DOGS.  And finally Kyle picks the newest Netflix big time jammy jam in ARMY OF THE DEAD starring Dave Bautista and his California Raisin looking head. We also talk about getting kicked off of Cinemageddon,  Lost and broken hard drives, Tim finally finished us watching all the Witchcraft movies, and he is the worse off for it.  Kyle's talks of collecting VHS and the all consuming fire that destroyed almost all of them.  And we rundown all the news that was dropped, we answer your listener questions, and go through the flicks that we have been watching recently.  And as a bonus Time puts the myths and theories of Pittsburgh when he goes head with Pittsburgh Dad.  So download this episode or we won't last another 100 episodes with John.

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 EPISODE 381

     This week Kyle, John and Tim return to talk all about kinds of things, but first our movies.  First is a fine example of a made fo TV delight starring everyone from the early 80's in ANTS.  Then a real weird example of crazy hicks in the country doing crazy hick things in INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS.  And finally Kyle finally finds a gaillo flick that he can get behind in TORSO.  We also have stories of plumbing woes, Kyle's hometown completely shits itself as he has to chase meth heads out of a garage,  a cop solicits a 14 year old, and local rape... all within a week.  And we run down the usual topics of what we have been watching, news, and we answer your questions.  So download this episode or meth heads will invade your garage.

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EPISODE 380: BLACKSPLOITATION WEEK!

     

     This week Tim is on vacation so we called upon the only man who can solve all of our current race related problems T-SHIRT JOE!  So firstly on Blacksploitation week John brings us SOUL BROTHERS OF KUNG FU,  And Then Joe talks about a Bernie Casey jam called DR. BLACK AND MR. HYDE.  And finally Kyle cools us out and chats about a tale of a racist white man played by genre staple WILLIAM SMITH trying to push drugs into a clean neighborhood in BLACK SAMSON.  Along the way we talk about all the old time comedy duos we can't stand, what is with all the recent anti Asian hatred,  Why Kyle now hates THE OUTSIDERS (except Esteves,  that dude is harsh),  We also cover all the news, Answer all your listener questions, and cover what we have been watching the last week.  So download this episode or Bernie Casey won't cure your bad case of Hepatitis at his Health clinic/thrift store.

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 EPISODE 379

    

     This week Tim, Kyle, and John return to the fray to analyze another 3 more flicks.  First Sonny Landham is a messed up vietnam vet recently released from a psyche ward in FLESHBURN.  Then John  talks about a mexican / american co production that is kinda like night of the living dead meets goonies with legendary actor Hogo Stiglitz as a Doctor Loomis type of dude in CCEMETERY OF TERROR.  And lastly Kyle picks a kung fu grindhouse classic that has a little bit of everything in RAW FORCE; INVADERS OF THER JADE TOMBS.  Also we count down our favorite 5 stoner movies in honor of 4/20.  More massacre and witchcraft movies. Bad plastic surgeries, the new Mortal Kombat movie, what we have been watching and we also answer all your listener questions.  So download this episode or Prince Goro will try to murder your family.

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 EPISODE 378

     

     This week we have a "diet Tim" episode as his mom has banged up her ankle,  but don't worry he shows up later to talk about his and John's continued journey to watch all the Witchcraft movies.  But as usual we will be covering 3 more great flicks.  First Kyle talks about a wild, wild, kung fu monster mash as it's robots vs. monsters in INFRA-MAN.  Then Tim talks about a very popular slasher in THE MULIATOR.  And finally John picked a really good taxi cab revenge flick starring Robert Forrester and the very greasy Joe Spinell in WALKING THE EDGE.  Also we chat about the continued shittiness of Charles Band, the greatness that is the Creepshow T.V. series, the recent episode of Joe Bob.  and as always we read all the news,  answer your questions and cover what we have been watching recently.  So download this episode or we will shove a giant fish hook into your nether regions.

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 EPISODE 377

   

 

This week Tim, Kyle and John return with a little of this, a little of that, and 3 more fine flicks to yammer on about.  First a bona fide classic starring the one the only Vincent Price in WITCHFINDER GENERAL A>K>A> THE CONCOURER WORM. Next we have what happens when the eye-talians collide with the Canadians to make a giant monster flick smothered in campy goofiness in YETI: GIANT OF THE 20th CENTHRY.  And finally John talks about a movie with an amazing title released by Troma in STUFF STEPHANIE IN THE INCENERATOR.  Along the way we chat about the current witchcraft marathon the Tim and John are on, the current rash of celebrity deaths, And the greatness that is Dan Aykroyd.  We also do the norm of what we have been watching, All the news that is fit to print (of make up if your Bloody Disgusting.com), and we answer all your listener questions.  So download this episode or you won't be part of the next spontanious mass sponge migration.

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 EPISODE 376     

This week Tim is off because he is a god fearing man who celebrates the resurrection of our lord and savior Rutger Hauer but Kyle, John, and our returning guest Patricia are godless heathens who bow to no deity.  On this show we talk about our first movie chosen by Kyle has to do with a rebel high school girl looking to thwart an active school shooting in RUN HIDE FIGHT.  The John pulls out a really good drive in movie gem from the 1970's in THE SEVERED ARM.  And finally Patricia talks about a zany suburban mom that likes 3 things.  Birds, Herschell Gordon Lewis movies, and serial slayings in SERIAL MOM.  We also chat about those cool prizes we used to get in cereal boxes, what we have been watching,  disappointing flicks kyle remembers from the 90's.  John's long marathon watch of all 16 Witchcraft movies. and we answer all your listener questions.  So download this episode or we will throw dog hair all over your collection of wacky wall crawlers.

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EPSIODE 375

This week we return to settle an argument we had a few shows back... or maybe we return just to have a list show.. who knows?  But we do have a special guest host PATRICIA.  the lovely lady who runs our letterboxd and instagram account. And we will all be recounting our favorite slasher flicks of all time.  This episode is a doozy and was great fun to participate in.  So check it out if you love masked killers, doomsayers, summer camps, machetes, dismemberment, Larry Drake, and of course boobs.  We also do the normal thing of answering all your listener questions.  run down what we have been watching the past week, and all that jazz.  so download this episode or else Christian Bale will mock your lackluster business cards.   

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 EPISODE 374   *SPOOFS WEEK*

On this episode we bring back 3 more movies from the grave to talk about as we do every week.  And this week its SPOOFS week.  First we chat about The Hanson Bros. vs. an undead sailor Richar Keil in HYSTERCIAL from 1983.  Then we give Jim Wynorski a shot in his epic TRANSYLVANIA TWIST.  And finally Tim talks about the sequel SATURDAY THE 14th STRIKES BACK.  We also cover getting out COVID 19 vaccines and the aftermath, Tim is still watching "massacre" flicks,  the director's cut of Commando.  And we also ramble on about what we have been watching,  the news that was, and we answer all your listener questions.  So download this episode or Bill Duke will stab you with a table leg.

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EPISODE 373

    this week Tim, Kyle, And john meet back up to discuss 3 more movies that have been gathering dust on their shelves.  First John hits up with another Giallo flick called THE PERFUME OF THE WOMAN IN BLACK,  Then Tim chats about a flick with a sizeable cult following in THE HEARSE,  And finally Kyle picks a flick that is about the biggest Indiana Jones rip-off that has ever been filmed... but hey, that's the way Cannon films did it back in the day in KING SOLOMON'S MINES.  Also we have stories of bachelor parties, how to get free stuff, the god damn Rondo awards, not being able to get the magical COVID19 shot, and a ton of other things.  We also go through what we have been watching, what is and what is not a slasher flick, and we answer all your listener questions.  So download this episode or J.J. Arms will break all the vials of the vaccines.

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 EPISODE 372

     

On this week show we come back to the fold with 3 more flicks of varying quality.  First we talk about a big summer release that was based on a video game, directed by podcast Paul W.S. Anderson, and starring his wife Milla Jovovich in 2020's MONSTER HUNTER.  Then tim talks about a fairly known flick outta New Zeland in STRANGE BEHAVIOR a.k.a. DEAD KIDS a.k.a. SMALL TOWN MASSACRE.  And finally John chats us up about an Eye-Talian quasi cannibal, quasi adventure flick called MASSACRE IN DINOSAUR VALLEY.  We also go around about such topics as Kyle's past birthday,  casino adventures, the in's and outs of inverted nipples,  more massacre flicks brought to us by Tim and hundreds of other random topics.  So download this episode or natives will beat you up in your local dive bar.

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EPISODE 371

     This week we return to the airwaves to talk about 3 more films of varying quality.  First we have a late comer to the post-apocalyptic genre starring Brion James, Kane Hodder and Motorcycle Jesus in STEEL FRONTIER.  Next Kyle picks a weirdo Eye-Talian movie that rips off everything and anything possible in GHOSTHOUSE.  And finally John digs up a true gem that begs to be seen in BLOODBATH AT THE HOUSE OF DEATH starring Vincent Price.  We also chat about other things such as why Tik Tok has Kyle scared,  Why everyone should CANE TIM GROSS, SyFy channel's new must watch show Resident Alien, and Kyle's deep fear of tooth pain.  We also talk about what we have been watching,  what's new in the news, and we answer your listener questions.  So check this show out or Chris Hansen may appear at your doorstep.

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 EPISODE 370

  

     On the show this week we cover 3 more genre flicks you may or may not have seen.  First we chat about the sequel to a beloved franchise that Kyle thinks the fans are split right down the middle on in terms of liking or not in DEMONS 2.  Then Tim picks a pretty good witch/slasher/babysitter flick in THE NIGHT SITTER.  And finally John talks about a Giallo from master Eye-Talian director Dario Argento in the Karl Malden masterpiece CAT O' 9 TAILS.  We also run down what we have been watching the past week, John slips further down the Camp Blood wormhole,  Old Mtv shows that we miss, Kyle is highly diaspointed with Willys Wonderland AND the new Wrong Turn jam. All this and we answer your listener questions.  So download this episode or Curtis Armstrong will tell everyone the exact location of your moms old douchebag SPOILER ALERT:  It's in Ohio

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EPISODE 369

     

     This week we come back to hit you in the mouth with 3 more movies that may or may not be noteworthy.  First since Kyle watched the original for the very first time last week he decided to walk down the monkey highway and cover the sequel in BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES.  Then John checks in with another Italian Giallo with some pretty girls in THE CASE OF THE BLOODY IRIS.  And finally Tim picks the 90's drenched gore/super hero/ comedy spoof everyone is talking about these days in PSYCHO GOREMAN.  We also have your listener questions,  what we have been watching,  and we chat about what are the best kinds of  monkeys and what are the not so good kinds of monkeys   So download this episode or Doctor Zaius will attempt an insurrection and impeach your ass.

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 EPISODE 368

This week we come back with a grudge and bring with us 3 more flicks of varying quality.  First a movie Kyle has always wanted to see but avoided in the mom and pop video store days in THE BOG.  Then we go to Italy to check out a Giallo flick that John picked out in EYEBALL.  And finally Tim chats about a fine independent flick in THE SHED.  Also we have a long chat about how we would make a sequel to Schindler's List,  Regional food that we ate growing up being poor kids, and whatever else nonsence comes dribbling outta our mouths.  We also chat about what we have been watching, and we answer your listener question.  So download this episode or Charles Band will continue to make bad movies and burn all your monies.

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EPISODE 367  

After a vacation over the new year we return to the podcasting game with 3 more great genre flicks to discuss.  First we talk about a spaghetti western directed by 2 titans of Italian cinema Claudio Fragasso and Bruno Mattei in 1987's SCALPS.  Then Tim covers last years outta nowhere remake CASTLE FREAK.  And finally Kyle goes to his favorite movie making country Australia to talk about a movie franchise that should be bigger tan it is in WOLF CREEK 2.  We also cover what we have been watching the last 3 weeks, The Mandalorian season 2 finale, And we welcome long time listener and good friend Patricia to the show as she will be running out letterboxd account from now on.  So download this episode or you won't be welcome in Australia... YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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EPISODE 366

On this episode we coome back to chat your ears off about 3 more flicks.  The first is a mainstay HBO jam in the Charlie Sheen road pirate flick THE WRAITH.  Next we talk about possibly the very best "guys in a rubber monster suit" movie in THE GREEN SLIME.  And finally we have PORNO from 202 where some people do some stuff with a sex demon in a theatre.  We also chat about football (as per usual), where in the united states to get the very best cheeses,  Amish fuckery,  Resident evil fuckery,  David Bowie fuckery, and we answer all your listener questions and whatnot.... So download this episode or Ben Roethlisberger will get none of the finest cheese.

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EPISODE 365

     

     This week as we return we find that Tim Gross has been trying to kill himself by watching all 8 Bloodfist movies in a single week.  But I digress... We have 3 movies to talk about.  The first movie we have to talk about is a quasi slasher flick from 1983 in FRIGHTMARE.  Then Peter Cushing melts your bones in ISLAND OF TERROR,  And finally an alien visits mother Russia in SPUTNIK.  We also are grateful that no one in the NFL snapped their legs in half,  We wonder where Llamas store their laser beams,  weird Rankin-Bass made for T.V. movies, and we also do the usual news, what we have been watching , and listener questions.  So download this episode or Llamas will shoot off your dick.

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