Wednesday, December 30, 2015

EPISODE 184


     We've wanted to get this guy on the show... and he finally got the internet so here it is.  Our good Friend and convention buddy RICK OF THE DEAD joins us to talk about something all 3 of us have in common.  Working at a video store.....  The sights, the smells, the customers, the drugs, all of it gets covered in this episode.  So download it to learn the secret origin of piss video guy.

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EPISODE 183


This week we welcome back Mike Haushaulter to the show.  And since he is our resident James Bond expert we will be talking about the new 007 joint SPECTRE. We also discuss 2015's COOTIES and the Jeff Burr directed anthology FROM A WHISPER TO A SCREAM  a.k.a. THE OFFSPRING.


Wednesday, December 9, 2015

EPISODE 182


This week we are joined by our podcast friend AXL of PROFONDO CINEMA as he stops by to lend his expert advice and to send Kyle down the path of Burt Reynolds enlightenment as he watches the stunt show HOOPER for the first time.  Also, Axl bring along a treat from the mid 80's in the form of a stitched together anthology entitled NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR starring Richard Moll and a bunch of naked ladies.  And Tim has discovered a new flick in which one of our favorite dudes, DOLPH LUNDGREN punches a shark in the face in SHARK LAKE.  And along the way we talk about some news stories, ramble on about what we have been watching, and ponder the whereabouts of a certain former co-host.  So have fun and listen... Jan Michael Vincent would want you to.

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Thursday, November 26, 2015

EPISODE 181  PURGE!!!!



Kyle and Tim return to sweeps week to bring you all the fine ramblings of two idiots who may or may have not watched the best film of the year in the metalhead love letter gore flick DEATHGASM. And Kyle busts out his new favorite movie to watch on halloween in Don Coscarelli's KENNY AND CO.  And as we unravel the mysteries of the universe, like who really was the best lead singer of Cannibal Corpse, we would like to wish you a happy Thanksgiving.

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EPISODE 180:  BINGE!!!!!!



Sweeps week continues as welcome back our good friend from the recently defunct / resurrected Wayne Gayle Variety Hour Podcast DANNO KLONOWSKI as we get into an impromptu quasi ELI ROTH retrospective with THE GREEN INFERNO and KNOCK KNOCK. And as always Tim picks a weirdo slasher in MOONSTALKER.  And as always we get into all sorts of conversations about what we have been watching, and recent news.  So sit down after thanksgiving dinner.... Digest... Nap... and listen.

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Monday, November 23, 2015

EPISODE 179


IT'S SWEEPS WEEK!  And episode 180 is the first new episode in a week long run of new episodes.  T-Shirt Joe has escaped being captured in a dinosaur warehouse to join us in talking about BEST SELLER.  Kyle talks about the first movie that he ever saw in SUPERFUZZ.  And Tim talks about the newest installment of a beloved series in TREMORS 5: BLOODLINES.  so download this episode or you will get infested by assblasters.

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Monday, November 2, 2015

EPISODE 178

    
     This week Tim returns from our favorite convention CINEMA WASTELAND with tales of drinking, debauchery, and sexual transmitted diseases.  We also get around to talk about the VHS collecting scene, Beer, Bigfoot, the old school game show Press Your Luck, Whammys, Mo Whammys, And Kyle hates an exploitation classic.  We also cover the flicks MY BROTHER HAS BAD DREAMS, and MS. 45

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

EPISODE 177

     

     This week Kyle and Tim return to talk about a quasi bigfoot flick called THE LEGEND OF SIX FINGERS, and Kyle watches a killer kid flick that blows his skirt up and becomes the best rated flick in the shows history in BLOODY BIRTHDAY.  Also we discover that Michael Dutikoff might actually be in every movie ever filmed. we watch the trailer for Helen Keller VS Nightwolves trailer.  Tim finds another killer party movie.  And a ton more.  So listen or a little kid may shoot you in the face!

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Friday, October 23, 2015

EPISODE 176



     This week Kyle and Tim are joined by our retrospective dude and the man behind VALLEY OF THE SASQUATCH John Portanova to cover the IT's ALIVE trilogy.  We also talk about our trip to Horrorhound Weekend in scenic Indianapolis Indiana.  Also we get into Kyle meeting noted asshole Yaphet Kotto, What we have been watching, Obscure movie tie in books, Kyle and John drop a lot of money on Severin titles, and a whole lot more.

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Sunday, October 11, 2015

EPISODE 175


     This week we return(finally) from working tons of overtime to talk about The 1990 satanic slasher/serial killer film THE FIRST POWER, and A series of Spanish zombie movies known as The Blind Dead Series.  Also, Tim has found more god damned roller blade movies, College football sex scandals, The sad story of Lyle Alzado, Kyle watches Turbo Kid, and old school toys you could get from cereal boxes.  All this and more. so check it out, and we are sorry for the delay.

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Friday, September 11, 2015

EPISODE 174


     
This week we lost Wes Craven.  And to honor him Tim and Kyle got together to watch his masterpiece A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET.
R.I.P. Wes,  We may have not liked all your movies but you sure did make some great ones.

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Tuesday, September 8, 2015

EPISODE 173


    
 This week Tim and Kyle return after a week off and do it in fine form bringing you A quasi voodoo flick from that magical year 1987 in THE BELIEVERS.  And Tim brings to the table a great gorefest in FEAST.  Also, we talk about Tim's trip to the hollywood horror flea market, How our buddy Jon Cross blew it by not going to see a screening of Spookies,  and how our love of Mad Max: Fury Road continues to grow and grow.  So download this episode and have a great Labor Day.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2015

EPISODE 172


    
 On this episode we welcome back Steve Benningfield A.K.A. Ben Grimm back to the show to celebrate 3 films of the late great Rowdy Roddy Piper. It's a celebration of the Rowdy on over here as we check out the all time classic John Carpenter's They Live,  Then Piper teams up with The Tonga Kid to do some Rock N' Roll wrestling with the faceman in BODYSLAM.  Then in an post apocalyptic world Piper has the best sperm on the planet in HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN.  Also we discuss a variety of topics.  The best being Bigfoot going on a rape rampage on a pot farmer in washington.  
R.I.P. PIPER....

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Tuesday, August 25, 2015

EPISODE 171



This week GARY HILL come back to the show (for a little while before falling into internet oblivion) to discuss PUPPET MASTER 4 and 5 and the great Italian gore masterpieces DEMONS 1 and 2. Also we talk about a murder that may or may not be happening on the show, the genre of Ringosploitation, Kyle gets addicted to the best videogame that has ever been made in Bloodborne, serial killers and their antics, we watch the Ash Vs. Evil Dead trailer, new blu ray announcements, And we go through a list of films that Kyle has never seen.  

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Wednesday, August 12, 2015

EPISODE 170



This week we return through a haze of grill smoke and overtime to discuss Charles Bands 2nd entry into his flagship series in PUPPET MASTER 2.  And the most obscure, rare, and hard to find movie we have ever covered on the show in KILLER DEAD a.k.a. NON VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES FROM OUTER SPACE.  A movie that we can only explain as maybe a spookies 2... maybe a proto spookies... but we don't care it have a ton of people from Spookies in it.  Also we get into a new segment on the show entitled "movies Kyle has never seen",  Hamburger talk, Kyle sees Terminator Genesys and so regrets it,  Kickstarter shennanigans,  Kyle fixes the tax problem, viewer questions, and a ton more crap.

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Friday, August 7, 2015

EPISODE 169

     This week Jon Cross boarded a megabus,  Joe Garcia boarded a plane,  Kyle got into his car,  Tim put us up in Pittsburgh,  And his wife tried to kill us with food.  This is the Horror Realm show.  What we did, what we drank, where we went, who we saw, and who had the shortest shorts.  All will be revealed about this glorious trip to an even more glorious convention and the awesome team-up that shut Pittsburgh down.  And only one hawk had to die in the process.

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

EPISODE 168


We're back!  After a town flood, a broken modem, and a drunken weekend spent in Pittsburgh we return to drop a beast of a show...  And we brought our good podcast buddy Danno Klonowski with us to talk about the dinosaur royal rumble that was JURASSIC WORLD, Tim pick a movie that eyebrow enthusiasts shout take note of in THE REDWOOD MASSACRE, and Kyle picks a movie that may or may not be the best thing we have all seen this year (excluding Fury Road that is).
So hunker down and enjoy this really great show.  And we got a ton of new stuff on the way too. 

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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

EPISODE 167


this week we welcome back our bestest podcast buddy Jon Cross of the after movie diner podcast, and he brings along with him a Fred William flick from the 70's called BLACK EYE.  Kyle talks about the newest Liam Neeson throat punching action jam RUN ALL NIGHT... Does he phone it in in this one?  NOPE!  Also, Time checks out a sequel in BEYOND THE DOOR 2 a.k.a. SHOCK.  Also we answer your listener questions and chew the movie fat and discuss this weeks internet rumors and movie poop.  Come check it out or Liam will throat punch a baby.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2015

EPISODE 166


     We may be a day late and a dollar short, but through shaky internet connections, and facebook trying to shut us down we show back up with a new show. This week we go to cajun country so load your shotguns for GATOR BAIT 1 and 2.  Then  Japanese shipwreck victims suffer through hunger and turn to eating strange mushrooms in MATANGO: ATTACK OF THE MUSHROOM PEOPLE.  Also we share stories of snacks, gross ass college roommates, what we watched this week, and we answer all your listener questions.  So check it out... it's a trip!

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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

EPISODE 165: the games of thrones season 5 review


As a departure from the regular movie talk Kyle and T-Shirt Joe got together to give you what they thought of Season 5 of the best television series that has ever graced the small screen Game of Thrones.  we discuss the in's and outs of cock merchantry, The "shit or get off the pot" plot lines,  why Kyle is 100% team Stannis,  who may or may not be dead, plot theories and hopes, and T-Shirt Joe gets dunked on by Brienne of Tarth.  so check it out! And if you still believe that The Hound is dead..... you're wrong!


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Friday, June 12, 2015

EPISODE 164


This week Kyle and Tim return and due to Kyle's injury we pull double duty and talk about 4 films. A terminator / aliens Italian rip off SHOCKING DARK, then ROLLERBLADE VENGANCE: TAKEN BY FORCE,  then Kyle hits you with a Denzel double feature of the highest calibur with RICOCHET and VIRTUOSITY.  We also answer all you listener questions and talk about this weeks most recent developments... which may or may not involve tree rape.


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Wednesday, May 27, 2015

EPISODE 163


     
     This week Kyle was injured in a life or death battle with an Evil Dead tree and jacked up his cyatic nerve in his back.  Long story short he can't sit for too long so instead of doing a normal show we decided to give you a fan commentary for one of the best semi crashin', electric knife slashin', bazooka shootin', pop machine murderin', steamrollin', kid killin', monster truck jammie jam of all time!!!  MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!! so check it oot.  sponsored in part by the fine folks of Miller Brewing Company, Happy Toyz INC. and the fine folks of The Dixie Boy Truck Stop.

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Friday, May 22, 2015

EPISODE 162








This week Kyle and Tim talk about the movie we have been waiting for for a long ass time.  And that magnum opus is George Miller's MAD 
MAX: FURY ROAD.  We even get to hear Tim's moms thoughts on it.  Also, we see what happens when Re-Animator's Bruce Abbot does after the apocalypse in INTERZONE... A movie about a golf cart with a cannon.  And Kyle watches a movie that is a bit of a slog to get through, but, boy does it pay off in the end in GNAW: FOOD OF THE GODS 2.  We also run down all of your viewer questions, and Kyle has a bang-up 2 weeks of movie watching to talk about.  Including that Kurt Cobain documentary that everyone is yammering about.......   Heroin is a hell of a drug!

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015

EPISODE 161


On the verge of our most anticipated movie to be released in a long, long time, MAD MAX: FURY ROAD Kyle and Tim are hosting a pre-post apocalyptic Italian/filipino boner party.  We welcome our guests JON CROSS, T-SHIRT JOE GARCIA, and RODRIGO QUAST to talk about a slew of post apocalypse MAD MAX rip-offs such as 2020 TEXAS GLADIATORS, ENDGAME, the glorious WHEELS OF FIRE, THE NEW BARBARIANS, and THE BRONX WARRIORS 2.  So sit back, relax, and let this episode waste away the time untill FURY ROAD hits the screen and we all squeal with glee.

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Tuesday, May 5, 2015

EPISODE 160


This week Kyle and Tim return from another fantastic trip to the greatest convention in the solar system, CINEMA WASTELAND!  We recap all the goings on, answer your questions, recap what we have been watching, and cover RAZOR DAYS from Mike Watt and happy cloud pictures and a groovy 60's flick starring Donald Pleasence A.K.A. the fantastical tiny P. in FANTASTIC VOYAGE.  Check out all the shit and shenanigans right here

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Thursday, April 30, 2015

EPISODE 159


This week CRAIG EVERETT EARL of INTRUSION & INTRUSION: DISCONNECTED comes back to the show to talk with Tim and Kyle about all thing film.  First off we have a movie that is kind of like what would happen if you replaced Michael Meyers in Halloween with a bengal tiger in BURNING BRIGHT. Then Tim covers a movie that features legendary dude James Hong as a hopping vampire that plays basketball in THE JITTERS.  Then Kyle finds another glorious sweet spot movie that has GEORGE KENNEDY, BIGFOOT, ZOMBIES, ALIENS, and a ton of other goodies in DEMONWARP.  So sit back and enjoy.


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Wednesday, April 22, 2015

EPISODE 158


This week we welcome back our good bud JON CROSS of THE AFTER MOVIE DINER PODCAST to talk about what happens when you anger a midget in THE DEVIL WITHIN HER A.K.A. MURDERBABY!!!  Tim reviews what could possibly be a lost full moon movie in GINGERCLOWN.  And, Kyle suffers through DARIO ARGENTO'S DRACULA 3-D.  Also we read your listener questions, chat about a myriad of topics, and we lay down the challenge to Jon of recording an entire album of songs about nothing but DONALD PLEASENCE!  THE PLEASENCING IS UPON US!!!


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EPISODE 157



This week Kyle and Tim talk about what happens when you put Lyle Alzado in a slasher movie with Anthony Perkins in 1988's THE DESTROYER. And Kyle watches Clint Eastwood's directorial debut in PLAY MISTY FOR ME.  Also we contemplate the youtube fascination of pimple popping videos, Kyle falls into a wormhole of oldschool VHS artwork,  Gene Gene the Dancin' machine,  Newly released DVD's, Fan questions, and finally We recast the best movie ever FLASH GORDON!


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Thursday, April 9, 2015

EPISODE 156

We are gonna be throwing out all our backed up episodes leading up to CINEMA WASTELAND.  But, our procrastination is your gain.  This week we will be talking about a movie from Pittsburgh that Tom Savini may or may not have worked on in BLOODSUCKING PHARAOHS IN PITTSBURGH, and one of the best satanic panic / killer kids / 70's groovy movies in all the world THE OMEN.  Also we got what we have been watching, viewer questions, and pizza in a can talk.


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Sunday, April 5, 2015

EPISODE 155


In honor of ZOMBIE JESUS DAY have a new episode.  On this one we talk about a gem of a grindhouse flick in THE LAST HOUSE ON DEAD END STREET, and a throwback 50's era quasi gangster flick in DEUCES WILD.  Also, ED, RODRIGO, and T-SHIRT JOE bomb the fuck out of our question segment and thus completely run the show right off the rails. Also we comment on Denzel Washington's jacked up pinky finger. Marky Mark's brother going full retard, And actors that completely call it in and get millions for it.  So happy Easter and listen to this hot mess of a show.

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Wednesday, March 18, 2015

EPISODE 154


This week we welcome back guest host Gary Hill of The cinema beef podcast and two drink minimum commentaries.  We will be talking all the usual topics and what have you. And we bring along a disco slasher film in DISCOPATH. Tim and Kyle watch David Cronenberg's RABID for the first time. And Kyle also busts his cherry and see THE DEADLY SPAWN for the first time also.  So check it out won't you!


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Monday, March 9, 2015

EPISODE 153


This week Tim and Kyle have a discussion on the Aliens franchise after the announcement of Alien 5 and Neil Blomkamp's involvement.  We also have a rather long discussion about SNL's 40th anniversary and our history with the show.  Also, Tim picks the worst movie to cover in the history of the show ( at least in Kyle's Opinion) in REPO JAKE.  And instead of covering John Belushi and Dan Akyroid in NEIGHBORS Kyle decided to cover DOG SOLDIERS instead...Because NEIGHBORS was horrible.  All this and a ton more.  So check it out.

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Sunday, March 1, 2015

EPISODE 152 "the lost christmas show"



So, while rooting around my computer I stumbled across this artifact recorded last christmas. what was once lost is now found.  Here we check out ELVES with Dan Haggerty, DEATH WARRANT, with Van Damme, and THE BABADOOK! We also answer all your listener questions and review our watches of the week.  ENJOY!


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EPISODE 151


This week we welcome back JOHN PORTANOVA to the show. We will be talking about his new film VALLEY OF THE SASQUATCH.  And we will also be laughing and discussing our way through 3 more gernr movies including THE SENDER, CUT AND RUN, and HARDWARE.  So, if you like sasquatch and or bigfoot,  pervy midget neighbors, aqua Michael Berryman, or killer robots.  this show is for you.

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